Saturday, August 27, 2011

What we learned on the August 27, 2011 episode on Sabadabadog

What happened on the August 27, 2011 episode of Sabadabadog?

- Let's count with Sabadabadog and Ate Michelle! Just one!

- Don Kahon took us for a ride to the Mercado Rizal, where Jose Rizal merchandises are sold

- Bebe Garu bring us to show how to "paikot, patagilid". Come on everybody! Let's move!

- We learn the letter "G"

- Kuya Tonipet told us a story of a tarsier who loves to eat foreign foods

- Mei-mei shows us the number "1"

- Today's lesson: It doesn't matter how you are for being a Filipino. Being a Filipino comes from your heart!

Kia K5 Hybrid gunning for Guinness fuel economy record!

2012 Kia K5 Hybrid


The Kia K5 Hybrid (known as the Optima Hybrid) is all set for the Guinness World Record for the lowest fuel consumption in a gasoline hybrid car while traveling all the 48 states of the USA!

This is a long journey for the Kia K5 Hybrid but fans will track the Kia K5 Hybrid's cross-country trip via Twitter and a special Facebook app on Kia's Worldwide page.

Can the Kia K5 Hybrid achieve that goal on the cross-country trip throughout the United States? Find out!

Something to put Auto Review to shame!

Move over Ron de los Reyes from Auto Review and Ray Butch Gamboa from Motoring Today, because GMA News TV (GMA's cable news channel that rivals ABS-CBN's ANC and TV5's Aksyon TV) is set to make a new motoring TV magazine slated to air this October 22, Saturday, at 9:00AM Philippine Standard Time.

Titled TURBO ZONE, this motoring TV magazine is hosted by Ramon Bautista (comedian and car enthusiast) and Vernon B. Sarne (Top Gear Philippines' editor in chief). It was directed by Marnie Manicad, who was behind the international feature film, Dance in the Steelbars.

I saw the trailer and it looks cool to see a Maserati GranTurismo and the Jaguar XKR racing and we saw how the power of the 4x4 work and the way of the armored car, but that's just the beginning.

Catch TURBO ZONE on GMA NEWS TV this October 22, Saturday, at 9:00AM Philippine Standard Time!

Le Cirque D' Lokomoko

On the August 26 episode of Lokomoko, there were circus gags. There were lion tamers act like lions, mimes, fortune tellers, jugglers, oh wait. Let's go to Birds' Avenue!

The jokes from Birds' Avenue:

1) Anong isda ang nangangarate? - Tilapia!

2) Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief? - Bird!

3) Anong hayop ang nagtatanggal ng brief? - Angry Birds!

4) Ano ang sabi ng baboy sa isang baboy? - Yuck! Ang baboy mo naman!

5) Ano ang ultimate dream ng isang zebra? - Magkaroon ng colored picture!

6) Anong hayop ang palaging ayos? - OX!

7) Ano ang ginagawa ng mga palaka sa umaga? - Nag fa-frog ceremony!

...anyway, back for some circus gags with the disappearing act, Then, Lola Osna (CV: Wanlu) is back and she's hanging out with the rest at the Sari-Sari Store, using the word "MAN" as the keyword for Lola Osna's jokes! The ideal man?

1) 12 years old pababa, mahilig manood ng TV, na cartoons. Ang ideal man niya, si SUPERMAN!

2) 18 years old. Mahilig sa romance. Ang gusto niya, THE BEST MAN!

3) 20's, magastos, ang hinahanap niya, RICH MAN!

4) 30's, nagseseryoso, ang hinahanap niya, FAMILY MAN!

5) 40's, desperado, ang hinahanap niya, BASTA MAN!

6) 50's, mas desperado, MAGING SINO KA MAN!

7) 60's mga magsasalin na, ang dasal "Lord, maawa ka na man!"

8) 70's, KAYA KO PA NA MAN!

9) 80's like Lola Osna, MAHIPO MAN LANG!

10) Ang lolo ay ang ideal man ni Lola Osna...MAN-YAKIS!

11) Bagay nila. Dahil si Lola Osna ay HAYOP SA LA-MAN!

After that, the moment we've been waiting for! Whose line is it...ANYHOW?!

1) Wait lang ha! - Waiter

2) Wag nyo kong tawaging maitim! Hindi ako maitim! - Blackboard

3) Palagi mo na lang inuungkat ang aking nakaraan! - history book

4) Kung makahampas ka naman ng diyaryo kala mo close tayo - langaw

5) Wala kang maitatago sa akin! Nababasa ko kahit kalooban mo! - X-Ray

6) Ligaya ang itawag mo sa akin! - Ligaya

7) Di nako magbabago kahit kailan - luma

"Everyday is Spaghetti day!"

What just happened on the August 26 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Can you see those "Eye Clinic" gags?

- D' Wonder Boys at the police station! What just happened? Is getting robbed a part of D Wonder Boys' popularity?

D Wonder Boys at a police station

- The Bubble Gang Talking Twin Babies know how to text!

"TATA"

- Another batch of Balitang News!

Balitang News

- Cheche and Bureche meets Jesse again but how to make pansin?

Jesse

- May spaghetti kayo? Fiesta ba? Hindi! Happy birthday! Hindi rin! Merienda lang, Clarence! Happy Merienda! Meron din ako?! Everyday is Spaghetti day because Bubble Gang does Del Monte Spaghetti Merienda Pack by gagging this commercial as BEL MONTE SPAGHETTI MERIENDA PACK! (Oh no! I can't find the original one from YouTube!)

Bubble Gang does Del Monte Spaghetti Merienda Pack!

- Another round of Pickup Lines! Two returning players, Dahon and Bagoong, compete in all out Pickup Line battle for a showdown against the master of pickup lines, Boy Pick Up!

Dahon

Bagoong

Boy Pick Up

- Word of advice from your parents: "Di ka pangit anak"

- Iyotube in "everybody" by Backstreet Boys

- Meet your new hero: the INDIAN NINJA!

Indian Ninja

- Move over Captain Barbell! Here comes a new superhero! Meet CAPTAIN BABOY!

Captain Baboy

Friday, August 26, 2011

Mayo Chiki Original Soundtrack

Mayo Chiki Original Soundtrack


Glad we begin with something from Media Factory's Bunko J (MF文庫J). Mayo Chiki is a light novel that highlights on the life and times of Kinjirou Sakamachi, the main character who has fear over women and if happens, suffers from convulsions, nosebleeds, and fainting. Upon his first encounter with Subaru Konoe, the butler of the school chairman’s daughter, Kanade Suzutsuki, he knows that this one's a she! What are you doing, man? Bloody hell? Oh, I see the problem, it's the original soundtrack from the Mayo Chiki anime and this will put Mayo Chiki fans on heats!

So, the Mayo Chiki OST, most of the anime's original score comes from Yukari Hashimoto and there are TV size versions of Be Starters! (the opening theme) and Kimi ni Gohoushi (the closing theme). A grand total of 39 tracks on one audio CD, making it a nice addition to your anime OST collection and fun to listen at the comfort of your condo's premium audio, perfect enough to relieve the madness happened at the Mayo Chiki anime. So, we're going make a bit easier by buying this at your nearest stores, or online via CDJapan or Play-Asia.

TRACK LISTINGS:
01 Be Starters!(TV Size)
02 お嬢様、お呼びでございますか。
03 メリーさんの羊
04 ラブリー
05 家族の温もり
06 エンド・オブ・アース
07 見えない優しさ
08 スバルの心の中
09 夢の羊
10 執事の仕事
11 迷える羊、逃走
12 我が家のお嬢様
13 裏・我が家のお嬢様
14 オチのない話
15 作戦決行!
16 不穏、、、、、かな?
17 くらえっ!執事ナックル
18 デート日和
19 儚き夢
20 悲劇からの情熱
21 打つ手無し
22 アダルトなイメージ
23 夕暮れに想う
24 複雑な事情
25 言ってもわかってもらえない
26 チキンの男気
27 透明な涙
28 消えない傷
29 妖しい囁き
30 陰影
31 正解は?
32 紅羽のやりかた
33 バレバレな嘘
34 絶体絶命
35 Happiness
36 アイキャッチA
37 アイキャッチB
38 Flower
39 君にご奉仕(TV Size)

Astarotte no Omocha! Original Soundtrack

Astarotte no Omocha! Original Soundtrack


Aired since April 2011 for 12 episodes, Astarotte no Omocha (日本名:アスタロッテのおもちゃ!) highlights on a story of a 10-year-old succubus princess of Ygvarland, Astarotte Ygvar, who's trying to form an all-male harem, which of course, a succubus' main priority. With her encounter with a human male named Naoya Tohara and his daughter, Asuha, the wild comedy begins. That's what it counts and that's why it has the most overacting storyline fans remembered but thanks to Rie Kugimiya's role for being Astarotte Ygvar, they were fell in love with that anime series. What was the gap on this anime series? A big one? An embarrassing one? A long one? On board....amazingly though this is the kind of suggestive theme you'll see on this program either.

So this is it, can the original soundtrack from the anime series based on the manga series as seen on ASCII MEDIA WORKS' Dengenki Maoh be a part of your anime OST collection? Astarotte no Omocha OST features 36 tracks. First there were the TV size versions of opening theme (Tenshi no Clover by Aimi) and closing theme (Manatsu no Photograph by Azusa), and the background musics, which original music score by Twinpower. Okay, what's the gap going to be? A big one? An embarrassing one? A long one? On board....amazingly though listening to Astarotte no Omocha OST is the kind of suggestive theme you're doing at the comfort of your condo.

TRACK LISTINGS:
01 天使のCLOVER ~TV Version~ / 愛美 1:31
02 It's Going to be The Special 1:32
03 All of You 1:33
04 The Light of Day 1:39
05 救出大作戦! 1:34
06 The Dance for... 1:44
07 The Place Can't be Lost 1:33
08 ニンゲンノオトコ 1:33
09 おしごと 1:46
10 トラウマ 1:44
11 Story of The Night 1:54
12 First Love 1:32
13 Brillante 1:39
14 困惑のカプリッチォ 1:35
15 マーチ 1:29
16 My Friends 1:28
17 すれちがい 1:50
18 ワンダーガール! 1:40
19 A Day 1:28
20 From the Past to Present 2:03
21 Run! Run! Run! 1:49
22 侵入者 1:40
23 危機一髪! 1:33
24 It's Going to be The Special ~Piano ver.~ 1:48
25 孤独の夜想曲 1:35
26 しまぱんまんのテーマ / azusa 0:34
27 Prom 1:40
28 Sotto Voce 1:33
29 告白 ~His Determination to Love~ 1:41
30 All of You ~Piano ver.~ 1:28
31 フラワーガーデン 1:28
32 ふわとろ☆Wストロベリー 3:16
33 想い 1:43
34 Dark World 1:46
35 目が覚めて・・・ 1:46
36 真夏のフォトグラフ ~TV Version~ / azusa 1:34

LEAKED! The face of the Mira e:S (tentative)!

The face of the 2012 Daihatsu Mira e:S
was leaked via leaflet! IS THIS IT?


A certain Minkara blogger leaked the face of the upcoming Daihatsu Mira e:S (tentative), coming this Autumn 2011. That leaked leaflet shows a face similar to the latest Perodua MyVi/Daihatsu Sirion sold in Malaysia and Indonesia and it has a new emblem. We can see the inside but barely because a certain Minkara blogger snapped the photo of the face but don't worry.

To refresh your memory, check out the Daihatsu Mira e:S spyshots:

If these are correct, this could be the Daihatsu Mira e:S. Daihatsu claims that this is the "3rd Eco Car" and it features new energy saving technology (e:S Technology) that brings the fuel economy to a record-high 30km/L in a JC08 scale. We sure know that the car's fuel economy in the 10-15 Mode scale is higher than the Mazda Demio 13-SKYACTIV. Why? 32km/L. That's what counts.

Facial paint by Art Throb!

Facial paint by Art Throb!


Face painting with Art Throb! All we need is a small paintbrush and face paints! First off, try mixing with lots and lots of colors. Say if you want a face paint that looks like a tiger, Art Throb mixed all the colors and then READY...AIM....FIRE at her face! Instant Face Paint! Cool!

Senator Bhong Revilla (Manuel Chua)

In today's ANG TV PATROL, looks like Senator Bhong Revilla (Manuel Chua) gets unhappy about the Helmet Law. Yep, helmets don't move you know...

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Boss: Rasheed, bakit wala nang laman ng kahon ng toothpick?
Rasheed: Di ko po alam sir.
Boss: Baka naman inuubos mo.
Rasheed: Aba'y hindi po sir. Kapag ako gumagamit ng toothpick, binabalik ko po sa kahon. Sayang eh...

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT AUSTRIA):
Taurus - Maiisipan mong palaguin ang iyong pera. Alam ko ito dahil lahat naman ng tao ay iyon din ang iniisip.

Ang unlucky color mo ay "green" dahil mapapaaway ka sa pagiging green-minded mo.

Idling stop is added on the Suzuki Swift ZC72S

2012 Suzuki Swift XL Idling Stop


It's been a year since its debut in Japan but the new Suzuki Siwft (ZC72S) wants to make it more fuel efficient so that's why the XG and the XL variants of the JDM Suzuki Swift gets the all new Idling Stop function, a first from Suzuki.

IDLING STOP for Suzuki

Slated to be available this September 13 at your nearest Suzuki dealerships, the new Idling Stop variants give the Swift's K12B engine a fuel economy boost of 25km/L on the 10-15 Mode scale and 21.8km/L on the JC08 Mode scale. What amazes them is that the idling stop function shuts off the K12B engine automatically when stopped at the red light.

Price for the Suzuki Swift XG Idling Stop starts at 1,338,750 Japanese Yen while the XL Idling Stop starts at 1,412,250 Japanese Yen!

3.3 GDI

2012 Hyundai Grandeur HG330 Celebrity


2012 Kia K7 3.3 GDi

The Hyundai 5G Grandeur and the Kia K7 finally received their much awaited 3.3L GDi engine! The new 3.3. GDi engine has a power output of 294PS/6400rpm, 35.3kg-m/5200rpm of torque output, and the fuel economy of 10.9km/L. They are both equipped with the six-speed automatic transmission.

SCOOP:



Wow, both the Kia K7 and the Hyundai Grandeur gained the most powerful V6 engine as an advantage to take out the likelihood of Renault Samsung's ALL NEW SM7! Because of such conditions in our country, don't expect seeing both of these at the Philippines soon! I wonder if some of our gray market buddies such as Hancars or Pitstop Motors got that memo...

Unlawful Collaboration?!

Globe Tattoo Tonino Lamborghini


Hey guys! Does any keep on using Globe Tattoo Tonino Lamborghini? Bad news, an Italian fashion firm (not to be confused with an automobile maker behind the Miura, Countach, Diablo, Murcielago, and the latest Aventador), Tonino Lamborghini declared that the Globe Tatto Tonino Lamborghini is FAKE!

According to the press release, Tonino Lamborghini called the Globe Tattoo Tonino Lamborghini a fake and it has done unauthorized use. Also, the advertising with Swiss-Filipino racer, Marlon Stockinger, and the tagline "Feed Your Need For Speed" was too deceitful and unlawful and it created confusion between Tonino Lamborghini (fashion brand) and Automobil Lamborghini S.p.A. (automobile manufacturer). Oh my gosh, STAR CONFUSION!

Earlier, Globe Telecom informed its Facebook fans that they have authorized use of the Tonino Lamborghini name and logo via Primo Mobile, a Singaporean company Globe claims to be that they're the master license and franchise but Tonino Lamborghini denied Globe's purpose.

Tonino Lamborghini informed its Facebook fans that Primo Mobile is only granted a trademark license, not as a master license and franchise. They said that the license agreement was terminated by Tonino Lamborghini a long time ago....

Uh-oh.....