Sunday, July 10, 2011

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 7/9/11

Here's the update on Banana Split's Clown In A Million this July 9, 2011:

Ryan Remz Sarita of Quezon City, Rexel Alagao Mindoro, and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc were among the lucky funny people to compete for the Laugh Ten. We witnessed those three's comedic abilities to the crowd. Tresha whipped us up as Kikay and Poknat, Rexel imitating Mr. Bean at the start, and Ryan Remz Sarita shows his stand-up comedian skills.

The winner: It's a two way tie! Ryan Remz Sarita from Quezon City and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!

Keep watching Banana Split Extra Scoop next week for more CLOWN IN A MILLION AND SEE WHO'S NEXT TO BE FILLED ON THE LAUGH TEN!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Loko Zoo

What happened at the July 8, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Loko Zoo gags

- Talentadong Family are watching WWEeeW on the ring! Wanna wrestle with these jokes like these?

1) Judo - Balita ko, pumunta ka sa Hong Kong. What JUDO there?

2) Punisher - Napansin mo ba na maganda ang pagkaputi ng buhok ko? Thank you kay PUNISHER-anno

3) Undertake - Bago kang kumain, hugasan mo ang kamay mo, UNDERTAKE kasi.

4) Karate - Parang pamilyar ka, taga rito KARATE?

- Magalang Republic goes to the bank!

- And the moment we've been waiting for! Another WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!

1) Nakakainis na buhay ito! Bakit hindi ako nakakapasok sa ibang butas? - Susi

2) Pogi, pag sinilip mo ako makikita mo ang langit - Telescope

3) Kahit di kami nanganganak malaki ang aming populasyon - Gay/Bakla/Tomboy

4) At least ang tenga ko walang tutuli! - Kawali

5) Lahat nalang kayo ang tingin sa akin plastic - Plastic

6) Hay naku! Lahat nalang ng nakikita niyo sa akin binibigyan niyo ng kulay - Coloring book

7) Good luck na lang sa inyo mga akyat bahay gang! - Tahanang Walang Hagdan

"Love Ko To! W"

What just happened on the July 8, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Can you wage your Bubble Gags for gambling?

- Spice this moment up with a fresh dose of Balitang News!

Balitang News

- What just happened to Bureche's school uniform? What a mess!

Bureche's uniform

- This hostage drama is too noisy at the library!

- Lumang style na yan! Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers by gagging this commercial as WcDonald's Everyday WcSavers! Love Ko To! Sino ka na nga?

Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers!

-  By demand! Bubble Gang spoofs the most popular YouTube video titled "Talking Twin Babies" exclusively on IyoTube!

Bubble Gang does Twin Babies Talking!

- How many times did the word "BABY" said on The Wonder Boys' hit single titled BABY BABY? 96? 95? 84? 8? The correct answer is 84!

D'Wonder Boys and the fans!

- Ogie Alcasid explains why we are always "PA-CUTE" on our pronunciation skills.

- The fight between two rivals trying to make sure they're not damaging something fragile...

- Need help going up? Mr. Helpful is there...

- IyoTube in Backstreet Boys' All I Have To Give!

Flashback: Kenwood meets McLaren F1


Most car enthusiasts are already familiar about the McLaren F1. Before the Bugatti Veyron emerged, this was known to be the world's fastest production car back in the 90's. Here's a little trivia: what audio system is recommended by McLaren? Chances are getting low because the answer is Kenwood. That's right. McLaren F1 recommends Kenwood for their audio system. According to the designer of McLaren F1, Gordon Murray, they wanted a top-notch audio system suitable for the fastest car in the world. See what I mean? We love the Kenwood car audio systems because the McLaren F1 has one. The best machines often need the best car audio systems.

In case you missed it: Cheese-kun had a Twitter account...

Remember Cheese-kun? Yes, he's the official mascot of Pizza Hut Japan and by interest, appeared on Code Geass as CC's plush doll that resulted in collaboration between Japanese anime series and Pizza Hut Japan.

In case you missed it, Cheese-kun has a twitter account. Never heard of it? Most Japanese already heard of it because they already followed Cheese-kun's tweets online and mobile.

Cheese-kun's Twitter account (official) is:

Tweets are in Japanese but for the fun of it, follow Cheese-kun on Twitter! It's "just for fun" for anime otakus who are already hooked on Pizza Hut because of the Cheese-kun.

Trust me, I already followed Cheese-kun's tweets for fun. wktk

Friday, July 8, 2011

Two cars that are too little too late but worth trying it

The Audi RS3 Sportback


The BMW 1-Series M Coupe


Two of these high-performance compacts arrived a little too late of their lifespans but worth getting used to. When I compare both of these high-performance compacts, what can I expect? Both the Audi RS3 Sportback and BMW 1-Series M Coupe are highly offensive and both of the turbocharged engines are set to the offensive because they are trying to defend something.

However, I'm not going to see who's got the offense. Let's hand the comparison over to our friends from Auto Express shall we?


The verdict? The Audi RS3 is way quicker than the BMW 1 Series M Coupe because of its quattro technology that brings advantage to the RS3 against the 1M Coupe's FR layout.

Lista ni Melissa...

Hey! Melissa Ricks! What did you do to Melai? Oh well, Melissa Ricks given us five tips to make sure our kids eat vegetables on LISTA NI MELISSA!

1) Tell your kid some sad story that made it vegetables the only meal.

2) Use fear to force your kid to eat vegetables

3) Use vegetables as a "palaman" on your child's sandwich

4) Cook pancit but no pancit

5) Since kids like fried foods, make some fried vegetables!

...and that's the tips Melissa Ricks gave to us so we can make sure our kids would eat vegetables.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Natinik ang anak, tinawag ang tatay.
Sabi ng anak: Tay, natinik ako!
Sagot si Tatay: Kumain ka nga saging para mawala.
Pagkakain ng anak: Tay, meron pa din!
Tanong ng tatay: Saan ka ba natinik?
Sagot si anak: Sa paa po.

HORO-SCOOP:
Libra - Matatagpuan mo na rin ang matagal mo nang hinahanap. Sa sobrang tagal, di mo na alam kung bakit mo ito kailangang hanapin. Lucky number mo ay double digit number...Di ko alam kung ano basta double digit siya.


Nissan Z34 Fairlady Z/370Z - Forza 3 Owner's View

Nissan Z34 at the Touge


Nissan Z34 at the U.K.




FINAL IMPRESSIONS: The Nissan Z34 Fairlady Z or 370Z in global markets was launched since December 2008 and it caused a major phenomenon that this premier Japanese sports car still carries the tradition of being a Z-car. Above all, some Filipinos in the U.S. who are playing Forza Motorsport 3 do prefer using the Z34 because it was designed by some Filipino named Randy Rodriguez, if you know what I mean. And a little FYI though, the Philippine-made ROTA Wheels made an appearance as well. If I can make a suggestion, my favorite ROTA Wheel would be the Tarmac 3 and if I do fit it on the Z34, well what can you say? Stand up be proud!

Anyway, about the Z34, it looks somewhat drastic to master but once I get the hang of it, this is somewhat a wrecking force to be reckoned with, not as a track-burning vehicle but it can also be a good drifter, or good at evading rivals in a game of Tag Virus Infection. Even when the Nissan Fairlady Z (Z34) created from the masters of Nissan Premium Factory, it was a festive treat for JDM lovers everywhere. Happy to say that this is probably one of the best JDM cars appeared on Forza 3 aside from the Lexus IS F and Nissan GT-R R35.

About that IM@S anime...

In case you missed it, Tokyo Broadcasting System or TBS finally aired the pilot episode of THE IDOLM@STER anime series that highlights the normal lives of the idols from 765 Productions. On the pilot, all the main characters showed up in one episode! From Haruka Amami, Hibiki Ganaha, Miki Hoshii, Makoto Kikuchi, Chihaya Kisaragi, Takane Shijou, Yukiho Hagiwara, Mami Futami, Yayoi Takatsuki, Iori Minase, Ami Futami, Azusa Miura, and producer Ritsuko Akizuki. That anime highlights the reality of the 765 Production Idols. It asks questions like what are they doing and how are they react to one another.

After highlighting the reality among the idols, the pilot episode closes with the song "The World Is All One" which is the theme song from THE IDOLM@STER 2 video game on XBOX 360.

Gosh, I personally don't like the voice acting of Chiaki Takahashi, who played as Azusa Miura, because her voice sounds エロイ and irritated me a lot. Since that Rie Kugimiya's taking a lot of roles after being Kanzaki H. Aria from the recently ended Aria the Scarlet Ammo, she came back to reprise the video game role of Iori Minase, our favorite. Why Kugyu came back? Who knows, it's a coincidence but fine for us. Also, after being Fan Rinin from Infinite Stratos, Asami Shimoda came back to reprise her dual roles as Ami and Mami Futami. The voice actresses from the IM@S video game reprise their roles on the TV anime series and gosh, all is forgiven despite the boring detailing.

Like it or not?

Check out the official site:

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Ssangyong Chairman W "Big Minor Change"

2012 Ssangyong Chairman W


The flagship of Ssangyong known as the Chairman W is been here for only three years since its inception on February 2008 but the Mahindra-owned Korean car company seems to be ready on the "offensive" side after the launch of the Classy Utility Vehicle known as Korando C, launched since late February 2011, and the executive medium-sized Chairman H New Classic, launched since May 2011. For the 2012 model year, the Ssangyong Chairman W received its first minor change but this latest minor change seems to be somewhat familiar...


2012 Ssangyong Chairman W


As we know it, the Korean-made Ssangyong Chairman W is somewhat a Korean clone of the Mercedes-Benz S-Class (W221) but for the latest minor change, this is somewhat puzzling because it has the headlight of the Mercedes-Benz S-Class (W221), the grille of the Hyundai Equus VI, and the rear view of the BMW 5-Series (F10) that makes sense that combining the elements of three luxury premium sedans into one unorthodox packaging.


2012 Ssangyong Chairman W interior


The premium interior of the Ssangyong Chairman W hasn't changed but overall, the premium comfort of this Korean premium sedan looks somewhat fascinating. With the Harman Kardon audio system, you can experience perfect sound quality from listening to music and watching movies on the go. You would be surprised that this is one superior threat to the fifth generation Toyota Crown Majesta and Hyundai Equus VI as if your judgment over Asian premium sedans is just a general classification and it can be an expected feat.

The CW600 variant offers the XGi3200 (3.2L 6-cylinder DOHC) engine that produces 225PS/6,600rpm of power while the CW700 variant offers the XGi3600 (3.6L 6-cylinder DOHC) engine that produces 250PS/6,600rpm of power output. The flagship V8 5000 variant offers none other than the powerful XGi5000 (5.0L V8 Dual Spark) engine that produces a majestic 306PS/5,600rpm of power output. Most are equipped with the E-Tronic Benz 7-speed automatic transmission with Manual Mode for smoother shifting but less fun for the hardcore owner. Some variants may get the 4-TRONIC (4WD) system to tackle various roads no matter what it takes. It even comes with 10 airbags, Intelligent Electronic Control Suspension, and Active Cruise Control.

The new Ssangyong Chairman W is available in four exterior colors; Classic Black, Diamond Silver, Grand White, and Sapphire Black.

My comment:
After launching the Korando C and the Chairman H minor change, Ssangyong's offensive plan continues with the launch of the Chairman W minor change. Although it has the headlamps of the S-Class, the grille of the Equus VI, and the rear view of the 5-series, it's good to know that this car is made in Korea, not made in China because of its reputation of cloning cars, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't easy being a flagship sedan that competes with the Hyundai Equus VI and the Toyota Crown Majesta but the new Chairman W is the Korean flagship you may want to consider being the first Korean full-size premium sedan that offered the 5.0L V8 engine. We are getting anxious to get a hold of its charismatic beauty and its excessive simplicity but the new Chairman W is something to be considered refined and valiant.

Photo: Ssangyong Motor Company

IKAW ANG LOLA!

On the July 6, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh's here again on ANO NGA KAYA and imagines that what if anything is always closed...

OUCH!

Nothing to watch...

Potty break

YUCK! Good thing we invented the "close-open" system for our daily lives. ANO NGA KAYA?

Art Throb's Junk Art

TIME TO PUT A PILE OF GARBAGE TO ARTISTIC USE! Kuya Art, the Art Throb, teaches us how to make "junk art" with junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, and more....junk.

IKAW ANG LOLA!

Guess what, Bratty's here again on another "IKAW ANG" attempt and this time, he's looking for some old woman on IKAW ANG LOLA!

The result? LOLA wins in a game of Shaggity Shaggity Sha Po Po thanks for having her mouth retainer fell off! IKAW ANG LOLA!

Joey Gosiengfao's Temptation Island

Joey Gosiengfao's Temptation Island



Year: 2011

Filmmaker: Regal Entertainment, Inc., GMA Films

Cast: Rufa Mae Quinto, Heart Evangelista, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heussaff, Marian Rivera, John "Sweet" Lapus, Aljur Abrenica, Tom Rodriguez, Mikael Daez

Directed by: Chris Martinez

Based on the classic Pinoy movie by Joey Gosiengfao, the 2011 version of Temptation Island is the struggle of survival of survivors stuck on one deserted island. Heart Evangelista (Dwarfina) as Virginia, Lovi Poe as Serafina, Solenn Heussaff as Pura, and Marian Rivera (Marimar, Darna, Endless Love) as Cristina, are the contestants who are competing for the crown of Ms. Manila Sunshine. Their rivalry are tested on the deserted island where sexiness is the main target. The most crazy item on the 2011 version of Temptation Island is Serafina's maid, Nympha, played by Rufa Mae Quinto (Bubble Gang), also memorable is the dialog "I will sell my soul to the devil for a fresh glass of water" said by a character played by John "Sweet" Lapus (Here Comes The Bride) as Joshua.

The storyline for the 2011 version seems to be O.A. but all can forgiven with the hotness led by Heart, Lovi, Solenn, and Marian because the term "temptation" is the key role in Temptation Island. One thing that also made it more boring are the hunks on Temptation Island, especially Aljur Abrenica (Machete) as Alfred, Tom Rodriguez as Umberto, and Mikael Daez as Ricardo. It's difficult to distinguish what are the minor changes occurred on the new 2011 version of Temptation Island but still remains true to its original roots.

Most of them admit that they love the new Temptation Island thanks to the fanservice led by the girls of the movie, but not Nympha because she's Serafina's maid and she's only good at her Rufa Mae trademark punch lines. It was the best big thing under the supervision of Mother Lily Monteverde and congratulations for making it one heck of a blazing treat that made "fanservice" to the next level!

Are you ready to sell your soul to the devil for a fresh glass of water? Don't say we didn't warn you...