Wednesday, June 29, 2011

IKAW ANG DUDA!

IKAW ANG DUDA!


Banana Split's Bratty in his "IKAW ANG" spoof series already dealt with some BRUHA, GLUTA, PUGA, SIBA, and SIGA. Now on the June 29, 2011 episode, he's on a hunt for someone who is "nagdududa", making that "nagdududa" one lucky player for IKAW ANG DUDA! Come to Bratty!

She mistaken Bratty for being one of Budu-Budu (???) gang.

What's next?

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Kuha Mo? Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X in a 100 Days To Heaven episode!

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X in a 100 Days
To Heaven episode!


Kuha mo? A red Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X showed up in a 100 Days To Heaven episode! Notice the rear spoiler, that's the one. It was parked next to some silver car from its right.

In that episode, Anna Manalastas (Coney Reyes/Xyriel Manabat) encountered her former love interest, played by guest star Tirso Cruz III.

Who is he? And how did a little girl like Anna slapped the heck out of this man Anna saw at the parking garage earlier?

What if women taking things seriously and men are sassy?

In Banana Split Daily Servings' Ano Nga Kaya, Pooh imagines what if women taking things seriously and men are sassy.

See you soon...

Onboard the Honda Civic...

Drunk females saw a man walking...

...well women are not always dominate the society over men, almost. ANO NGA KAYA?

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Lapit si Juan sa kaibigang si Pedro.
Sabi ni Juan: Bro, pinapili ako ng misis ko, pag-ibig o kaibigan?
Sagot si Pedro: Kaya ka andito sa akin, dahil pinili mo ang kaibigan?
Sabi ni Juan: Hindi, pag-ibig ang pinili ko, bro, I love you!

HORO-SCOOP:
Aquarius - Magiging maligaya ang araw mo ngayon dahil kaarawan mo ang araw na ito! Kaya mligayang kaarawan sa iyo! Lucky number mo ay anumang number between 1 to 100! Kung tumama ka sa saktong numero, may 10 thousand ka...sakto..wa-aaw!!


ドライビング・コンパクト

2011 Suzuki Swift


You're looking at the all new, 2011 Suzuki Swift. It was launched in Japan since September 2010 and it awarded last year's RJC Car of the Year. Now, the winner of the 2010-2011 RJC Car of the Year is coming to the Philippines this early July 2011! However, instead of the 1.2L engine offered from the Japan-spec Swift, we will be getting a 1.4-litre engine, which is bad news for us.


After witnessing some spy shots, it's good to know that the all new 2011 Suzuki Swift is coming right to the Philippines this weekend but the new edgy design didn't appeal more. When the 2011 Swift debuts this weekend, what do you think?

Something special for the British representatives...

Cecilia Alcott from Infinite Stratos


Hey! Remember me? It's me! Cecilia Alcott, the British representative cadet from the IS School! Hope everyone remembered me. Guess what? In my home country, the United Kingdom, there is a special IS made only for British people like me who would want to go out in style this summer! Care to guess what that is special IS?

2012 Lexus IS250C Limited Edition

Hmmm? That's not the "IS" I was talking about, you know, the Infinite Stratos kind of IS, not the Lexus kind of IS! Well, whatever. Toyota Motor United Kingdom unveiled a special edition IS250C designed to cater British customers during hot summer days and I felt envy about this. The special edition IS250C comes with black and red semi-aniline leather interior that makes it more stylish. It even comes with an 18-inch alloy wheels, cruise control, one-touch easy access for the back, adjustable front seats, and much much more for this special edition! It costs 39,990 British Pounds Sterling plus tax! (Laughing)

♫What a great way to start one hot summer getaway in the Great Britain!♫

Well, that's it for now! See ya!

Newspapers, tablets, walis, galis, pandakot, and panda

In another Mang Ben on the June 27 episode of Banana Split; Mang Ben meets up with some guy (Rasheed) holding newspaper. Mang Ben wants to see what's up with that newspaper until some guy makes it on the crossword puzzle part. While the man is solving a crossword puzzle, Mang Ben solves it until the man hands it over to Mang Ben. While Mang Ben solves crossword puzzles, a man is using some kind of portable tablet. When cops approach, the man hands the tablet over to Mang Ben until Mang Ben was caught by the cops because of snatching.

It's Alphabert versus Letterman again! When Letterman annoys an old Metro Aide, he attacks her by using the word WALIS that transformed into GALIS. Alphabert strikes back and he uses the Metro Aide's PANDAKOT to turn Letterman into PANDA! Pow! Alphabert rules!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Cars 2 State Farm Insurance Collaboration advert



That looks okay. 

A State Farm Insurance Cars 2 collaboration commercial!

Accidents always happened but don't worry. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Rate Ko: 3.0/5

S. Vettel's revenge in Europe

My predictions came true! Sebastian Vettel from Red Bull Racing took revenge on someone who defeated him since the Canadian GP by winning the European GP thanks to his Pole Position advantage!


Congratulations, S. Vettel! We'll see more of this F1 2011 action as they are fully booked on their trip to Great Britain this July 10, 2011! Who will survive? Who will fall? Watch out!

Marcelito Pomoy emerged as PGT Season 2 victor!

Marcelito Pomoy emerged as
Pilipinas Got Talent Season 2 victor!


In an inevitable feat, Marcelito Pomoy emerged as the winner of Pilipinas Got Talent Season 2! Congratulations Marcelito! Looks like your family's proud of your outstanding achievement and we really think that PGT Season One winner Jovit Baldivino passes the torch to the Season 2 winner none other than Marcelito Pomoy.

The whole world witness Marcelito Pomoy's triumphant talent that wow judges like Ai Ai, Kris, and Mr. FMG. 

CONGRATULATIONS, MARCELITO!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Aston Martin One-77 - Forza 3 Owner's View

This Cecilia Alcott itasha One-77 costs you extra


The beauty of the One-77's rear

The cool beauty outshines everything


FINAL IMPRESSIONS: Suppose you're dreaming to have an Aston Martin One-77, the ultimate Aston Martin built for the Aston masters worldwide. However, what you realize that this car costs a million dollars and it's limited up to 77 units worldwide. If you're dreaming to have one, why not give it a shot at Forza Motorsport 3? Since it debuted via the AutoWeek Car Pack last year, Forza 3 owners can blow away their in-game pockets to buy this astonishing marvel created from the Aston Martin plant in Gaydon, Warwickshire, Great Britain.

This ultra expensive British sports car made me wow when I first laid my racing gloves on that and when tried on some races, the beauty outshines everything. My favorite part from the One-77 is the rear lamps because this is the most beautiful masterpiece I have ever encountered. When braked, the true beauty of the One-77's rear lamps show up and it was an amazing look when you are taking a picture of it.

It's good to keep this British beauty in your Forza 3 garage and if the One-77 is out of stock, it's not your problem now.

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 4

Looks like we got an emergency situation! Earlier, some intruder invaded my computer and the intruder left a message saying "name of the song on the latest kia picanto ad?" and when I checked out I gave this intruder a reply that he will scare him away "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS THAT SONG! WOULD YOU BETTER PLEASE GIVE UP AND STOP ASKING WHAT WAS THE SONG PLAYED ON A CERTAIN CAR COMMERCIAL?". Man, what the fudge are they doing. Those "son of a bees" wouldn't give up asking that question. When they hear vocals on a certain car ad, that's what the attack starts by bombarding everything with a question like "what's that song?" or "what is the title of that song? PLEASE?" or "Please, can you ask me what was that song?" or any variations of those questions that are highly nonsense and you are scaring both the music industry and the automotive industry because you want to find other ways to get a commercial song just so you can put it on your MP3, plug the USB cable on it, and play it on a car while driving! Hah, didn't I forget?

You better quit that habit and in order to quit that habit of saying questions like "can you please tell me what was the title of the song?" or "what is the title of the song?" or "title of the song please?" or whatever, I'm enlisting you another top five DRIVING MUSICS (Car Commercial Songs) for you to enjoy and forget asking that endless question that breaks the relationships between the music industry and the automotive industry.

5) JDM fans should be familiar about the Nissan 180SX commercial aired in Japan since 1989. Most JDM Sports car would ask that what was the song played on this classic Nissan 180SX commercial, it's simple, the song is titled You Keep Me Hangin' On by Vanilla Fudge. Find it on iTunes Store and buy it. This is a good song if you are an owner of the classic Nissan 180SX sportscar.

4) Most of you remember a classic Honda Integra ad starring Michael J. Fox. The song used on that ad is The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & The News. Find this one too on the iTunes store!

3) Do you remember the Nissan Skyline GT-R R33 Japanese Commercial under the slogan "Minus 21 second Roman"? If so, do you remember what was that song? It says "SPEED KING" but do you know who sings the song titled SPEED KING? That was Deep Purple. Find that also on iTunes Store and buy the song as heard from the Nissan Skyline GT-R R33 commercial!

2) Someone asked me a question about what was that song played on the Ssangyong Korando C Korean TV Commercial. There are two variants of this Korando C launch ad. In the commercial "Classy Style", the song played is Secrets by OneRepublic. The other Korando C launch ad titled "Classy Driving" has the song titled Come Back Home by Two Door Cinema Club. Find both of these on the iTunes store right now and buy it if you have the chance.

1) The music played on the Ssangyong Rexton debut commercial in Korea was can be found at Avalon Original Soundtrack. The BGM titled "Nine Sisters", original score by Kenji Kawai, was that song used on that ad.

There you have it. Don't expect seeing those questions on my stats otherwise, I'll give you a warning. If I see that question again, I'll take some drastic negotiations, kuha mo?

Melai's tips to deny others that you were showering at the rain!

Anything happened on the June 25, 2011 episode of Banana Split? Let's see:

- In HOT ISSUE:
1) Bonggang-bonggang renewal of vows sa 40th wedding anniversary nina Sen. Meriam Webster Defensure Santiago at June Santiago, star studded!

2) Gretchen Baretta nag-walk out na naman?

3) BUWIS BUHAY BLIND ITEM: Stomach filler actor hiniya ang sarili para sa bag!

4) BUWIS BUHAY BLIND ITEM: Award winning actress diumano'y bumibili ng boto, pinagtanggol ng yummy boyfriend actor!

- Library jokes

- The Banana Split Flip Top continues!

- Hula-Hulaan na! Makipagtawanan, bawal ang suplado!

1) Little girl siya na super cute mahilig siyang mag-explore may dala pa siyang backpack siya si... DORA THE EXPLORER!

2) Humirit sa Bikini Bottom, bestfriend siya si Patrick, pwedeng lagyan ng dishwashing liquid siya si... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

3) Funny siya sa mukha pa lang, best friend niya and teddy bear, walang dialogue si Mr. Comedian, siya si... MR. BEAN!

- Melai Cantiveros' tips make sure you forgot that you were showering at the rain on M3: MELAI MO MAGWORK!

5) Wear jogging clothes and pretend you're jogging...

4) Bring a guitar and pretend you were at HARANA...

3) Bring a palanggana and do some laundry!

2) Bring a picket sign and ask them to join a protest!

1) Tell them that you were asked a story by some blabbermouth

- A game of Just Draw It!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Banana Split is now on its new timeslot! 10PM Philippine Standard Time!