Saturday, April 30, 2011

One day at Lithia Chrysler Jeep Dodge Of Renton

Because of my overall enthusiasm over the 2011MY vehicles offered from Chrysler, Dodge, and Jeep, I spent some time visiting Lithia Chrysler Jeep Dodge of Renton earlier and what I checked are these;

1) The Chrysler 200 sedan









I was impressed from the Super Bowl Ad featuring Eminem that carries Chrysler's "Imported from Detroit" concept, so I found out how good the Chrysler 200 really is. I have to keep that in mind that the 200 is Chrysler's debutante that replaced the dull Sebring sedan, despite this is the Sebring's minor change model. The front looks like the Kia K7/Cadenza while the back looks like the Buick Regal/Opel Insignia. This new design really rocked me. The interior made it somewhat premium, premium enough to satisfy me. The Uconnect feature's not so bad either.

2) Chrysler Town and Country minor change







For 2011MY, Chrysler's Town and Country minivan garnered a minor change. It will soon arrive in Europe as the Lancia Grand Voyager (except in U.K. where the Chrysler brand remains). What I miss is the Swivel n Go function that the latest model ditched. It's a shame that rotating seats are not in their agenda but still the new Town and Country looks more of an Americanized Toyota Alphard minus the ottoman. If the new Town and Country reached to the Philippines soon, maybe we're going to love this luxury minivan even further. I bet celebrities would love to relax inside the Town and Country but it's much more expensive than the Hyundai Grand Starex.

3) Dodge Durango









Where has it been after its two year disappearance? Major major... The 2011MY Durango from Dodge returned after its two year demise. It's now based on the Jeep Grand Cherokee and the downzising makes it obvious that the Durango is now a crossover utility vehicle. Tough on the outside, luxurious on the inside. I'm impressed to see the new Durango improved even further. I hope CATS Motors bring this car soon!

Efini MPV and Toyota Land Cruiser 200 in a Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin episode

Efini MPV in a Minsan Lang Kita
Iibigin episode


Toyota Land Cruiser 200 in a Minsan
Lang Kita Iibigin episode

On the April 29, 2011 episode of Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin, I saw the Mazda Efini MPV (LVEW) and the Toyota Land Cruiser 200 (URJ202W) on that episode.

Wow, the Land Cruiser 200 URJ202W looks nice, especially that this car made an appearance incidentally on a Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin episode.

The Efini MPV seems to be a good people mover but since this car's old, I can't help it but appreciate its standards.

Fast Five

Fast Five
Year: 2011

Filmmaker: Universal Pictures

Cast: Paul Walker
Vin Diesel
Tyrese Gibson
Ludacris
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

For ten years since the first one showing in 2001, The Fast and the Furious franchise is among the best pick among car enthusiasts because of its high-speed races that pits them straight to their bucket seats, making this the ultimate high-speed action thriller car enthusiasts would love to watch. For the franchise's 10th anniversary, Universal Pictures unveiled Fast Five, the fifth installment of The Fast and the Furious franchise.

This fifth installment centers on former undercover cop Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker) and street racing ex-convict Dom Torretto (Vin Diesel) as they venture on the beautiful scenery of Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, as they tried to pull off the ultimate million dollar bank robbery. This heist is not enough for the two of them and they're going to need a lot of help with their old friends from the previous Fast and Furious movies, most were played by Jordana Brewster, Sung Kang, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris and Gal Gadot. This ultimate bank robbery that will set them free forever. However, there is trouble when a ruthless federal agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) chases down Brian and Dom through Brazil because both Brian and Dom are branded criminals. However, the only way to stop the real enemy relies within those two. The real enemy is none other than the drug lord who controls the trade in Rio named Hernan Reyes (Joaquin De Almeida).

High jumps, car chases, the vault heist done by the old Charger sedans, Dom's 900 horsepower Charger Coupe rides again, what's inside Dom's garage, and 2011 Charger Cop Cars hijacked by the gang for some quarter mile drag race, this is how hot Fast Five is. There are other cars featured in Fast Five as well including the Nissan R35 GT-R, Nissan Z33 Fairlady Z, the legendary Ford GT, Dom's Charger coupe, two old Charger sedans painted in matte black for the vault heist, latest-generation Dodge Charger in Rio de Janeiro Police livery, and (gasp) the Lexus LFA. There are so many souped up cars, of tuners, muscles, and exotics, featured in Fast Five. Which is your favorite?

Expect everything that will made Fast Five as thrilling as a 100-octane car. Those who loved the Fast and Furious franchise may going to love it even more in celebration of the franchise's 10th year that keeps thrill-seeking car enthusiasts expect more, feel more, see more. This is going to be an edge-of-your-bucket-seats excitement!

Watch your backs!

More "use in a sentence" jokes and more Whose Line Is It Anyhow!

What just happened on the April 29 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Basketball gags

- Kinds of transportation rushed through the dula-dulaan stage for another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

- Something else? More jokes from Talentadong Family like;

1) Followed - Inday! Pumunta ka doon sa tindahan! FOLLOWED ka ng 30 pesos!

2) Anyhow and anyone - Aha! Sino ang kumain ng ANYHOW na ANYONE sa mesa!

3) Bohol - Huwag kayong lalapit dahil may BOHOL si Piolo!

4) Michael - Huwag diyan! Huwag diyan! MICHAEL-iti ako diyan!

5) Deposit - The water comes out DEPOSIT!

6) Number Two - Kapag ang pangalan mo ay Alberto, pwede ka rin tawaging NUMBER TWO!

7) Hostess and Schooling - Hello? HOSTESS? Who's SCHOOLING this?

- Another round of Who's Line is it...Anyhow?!

1) You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard, copycat! - Cherrie Gil

2) Hipo ka nang hipo, piga ka ng piga, gusto mo lang palang pumasok - Door knob

3) Wag mo akong bilugin! - Kulangot

4) Wala namang ganyana! Porke one sided ang buhok emo na? - Jose Rizal

5) Wag mo akong silipin, di ako bintana! - Cleavage

6) Bakit kayo nagagalit pag di ako nilalabasan? - Ballpen

7) I'm a beautiful brown butterfly! - Baklang Ipis

"The lighter side of soda"

What just happened at the April 29 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Those Bubble Gags prove that waiters are very accident-prone.

- What causes the Siony Appliances' downfall of sales? A Shark TV better than Siony's?

Why bought a TV from a rival company?

- Kanina ka pa? Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling by gagging this commercial as Flipton Sparkling! The lighter side of soda!

Bubble Gang does Lipton Sparkling

- La la la la la, la la la la la, Cheche Bureche in barber. See who's got a haircut...

I'm going to cut your hair

Cheche's new hair

- A magic glasses that once you wear it, fanservice ahoy!

- Live in front at your living room again, another D'Wonder Boys performance on stage with the song, Baby Baby.

D' Wonder Boys in Baby Baby

- Ogie Alcasid showcases some womanly stuff that is not "manly" for men

- This scene shooting is time wasting with some extras

- Welcome to the Feeling Pogi club! Those who are Feeling Pogi are welcome!

Imortal finale brings the war beyond good and evil to the very end

Imortal finale


Every Filipinos around the world experienced the grand finale of the fantasy-drama Imortal. On that finale, Lia Ortega (Angel Locsin) formed an Army of One, an army where humans, werewolves and vampires collide to stop Magnus (Jake Roxas), Lucas (Rico Blanco) and his formidable foe of ultimate monsters that will wipe out humanity once and for all.

As the war rages on, with Magnus neutralized, and Mateo (John Lloyd Cruz) freed (gotta love his motorbike stunts), we witnessed the final showdown. A two versus one battle that will made me put it on the books. Mateo and Lia face off against Lucas in an intense battle.

Seems Lucas is impossible to defeat. No matter how hard these two tried, they still can't kick Lucas' butt. With all that suffering, the combined powers between Mateo and Lia shattered Lucas into pieces, resulting to the end of the battle.

The army of one finally defeated the ultimate enemy and moments later, Lia gave birth to a baby girl. Lia told her baby girl that everything will be OK. Mateo also said it too that everything will be OK.

Final Impressions: Imortal might seem to be inspired from Twilight because of werewolves and vampires we, teenagers and young adults believed. What I'll miss is the superb stunts, amazing fight scenes, the love story between Lia and Mateo, and of course, what we also miss is Jethro's blogs called Mga Pangitain ni Jethro (which is somewhat amusing that someone found it and Jethro's blog exists but now its done). This is an impressive masterpiece ABS-CBN pulled out to surpass its rivals and with this finale, they achieved everything they've got to pleased the teenagers and young adults with their desire among vampires and werewolves. Cheers to the cast and staff!

Congratulations to the Royal Couple!

The Royal Wedding


The world witnessed the Royal Event of the year, which is the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Elizabeth Middleton held at the Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace in London, UK.

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At the Royal Wedding, Prince William appointed as the Duke of Cambridge and Kate Middleton appointed as the Duchess of Cambridge.

Everyone around the globe witnessed this Royal Event of the year and the crowd cheered at the time Prince William and Kate Middleton finally tied the knot.

Congratulations to the Royal Couple! 

Wahoo!!! 

Friday, April 29, 2011

Subaru Legacy B4 (BM9) - Forza 3 Owner's View

Super GT BM9 ready to dance


The Legacy B4 BM9's tangle




Final Impression: This is the first time I even get my hands on the fifth-generation Subaru Legacy, in B4 sedan trim. Needless to say that the B4 is favorable by Legacy fans because of its sports car like agility and performance. Here in Forza Motorsport 3, it's all about how well you can master the last tangle with the Legacy B4 2.5 GT.

Most BM9 Legacy B4 owners love to trick this out with upgrades or decorate it any way they like. Some decorated the BM9 Legacy B4 to look like the Super GT Legacy B4!

Did anyone danced with B4? Those who did not, DANCE WITH B4!

El Shaddai ASCENSION OF THE METATRON

El Shaddai -Ascension of the Metatron-

If there was a hack-and-slash action adventure video game that is much sleek and smooth in the eyes of otakus everywhere, El Shaddai is the answer.

In El Shaddai, players take the role of a human being named Enoch. He was sent by the Heavenly Council to capture the angels known as Grigori, which they abandoned Heaven and residing on Earth due to the temptation with humans. The quest beyond good versus evil begin and the fate rests in the hands of Enoch.

As a hack-and-slash adventure, El Shaddai turns the table among its rivals and players experiment many battle styles to defeat ruthless enemies. Your main weapon, the arch, serves as the main weapon that you can slice against several enemies but if the enemy has your arch, you can get it back by any means of fistfights. There can be multiple weapons around the El Shaddai game and how you use it is up to you. One word of warning however that the arch may sometimes lead to its dark side after several fights. In the beginning, you must retrieve the arch from the enemy and purify it back with heavenly worldly powers so you can send these rouge angels back to Heaven.

Graphics seem to be more dull but it seems to be somewhat sleek and smooth, making it the slickest adventure game played for the extreme. Voice casting seems to be more fine but it can be somewhat redundant in the ears of players. The soundtrack seems to be fine but somewhat plain.

El Shaddai seems to be the slickest and smoothest hack-and-slash action game ever to hit on Playstation3 and XBOX 360. How will it appeal? Time will tell.

Official Site: http://elshaddaigame.com/index.html

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam Pinto did a good game at a Family Feud episode

Moymoy Palaboy, Roadfill, and Sam
at a Family Feud episode


Bubble Gang's Moymoy Palaboy (James Macasero), Roadfill (Rodfil Macasero), and Sam Pinto played in a Family Feud episode as the "Spooky Nights" family led by Sef Cadayona!

Unfortunately, they were beaten by the "Dwarfina" family consisting of Pauleen Luna, Derrick Monasterio, Mico Aytona, and Vaness Del Moral.

At least, that was a good game, Moymoy, Roadfill, and Sam. Good game \(^_^)/

Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? Just ask Magic Singh!?

Magic Singh is holding the boy's
toy cell phone


Can a toy cell phone act like a real cell phone? With Magic Singh, you can have your toy phone act like a real phone, but be warned, a phone call straight from the toy phone can cost you thousands of pesos! Ouch!

While if its too early, Banana Split played us another game of Hula-Hulaan! Madali Lang! Please Hear It! Hula-hulaan, Just Name It! Here are the Q&A on that segment;

Question 1: Weather Man ng bayan, love ng madlang people, maging mapanuri nang mahulaan, siya si.....

Answer: Kuya Kim Atienza

Question 2: Galing sa PBB, ginagaya si Tito Boy, taga-pulot ng bata sa dagat, siya si...

Answer: Jayson Gainza

Question 3: Magaling na singer, asawa niya si Dingdong, sumikat sa "Parang Di Ko Yata Kaya", siya si...

Answer: Jessa Zaragoza

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Alpha Bert vs. Letter Man Round 2!

Letter Man turns TUBIG into LUBID


Alpha Bert attacks by turning
BATO into TAO

What the fudge! Son of a bee! It's the second round of Alpha Bert (Jobert) vs. Letter Man (Jason Francisco) in the April 28, 2011 episode on Banana Split Daily Servings! After Letter Man robbed some money at the bank, he encountered some man and then Letter Man turned the man into a rock! Alpha Bert sprung into action! Letter Man attacked Alpha Bert by turning TUBIG into LUBID. With Alpha Bert out from the LUBID, he attacks Letter Man by throwing some BATO. While the BATO goes airborne, Alpha Bert turned BATO into TAO, reverting the rock back to a human and body slammed Letter Man! Alpha Bert wins!

Look out stupid O.A. people, because Banana Split warns against the O.A. by showing up another three stupid things Banana Split don't want you to do it in ANG O.A. MO!

Number One: Adjusted the clock by 12 hours!

It's 7:00 AM!

Number Two: You think the lightest was the heaviest to lift!

Too heavy for something light

Number Three: Second-hand newspapers for sale!

Newspapers for sale

Another mishaps with Magic Singh again! This time, Magic Singh tries to take some of the load off from the woman's bag. The woman thinks this bag's too heavy. When Magic Singh goes HARA HARA KING KING, her bag is empty, leaving no trace of her stuff!

Magic Singh tries to take some
of the load off

Ang TV Patrol Text Joke: Nagpaalam si Inday "Ma'am, uwi na po ako ng probinsya. "Nagpaalam ka na ba sa sir mo?" Tanong ni ma'am. Sagot ni Inday, "Nauna na po siya. Dun na daw po kami magkikita." Unfortunately, 6,789 viewers are not laughing while 4,322 viewers laughed. According to guest star Maja Salvador, those 6,789 viewers who did not laugh at Inday's joke were the wives who lost their husbands to the kasambahays.