Thursday, September 27, 2012

Let's Do The News! (September 27, 2012)

Tsk...I can't believe that you didn't like the BRZ either!

Yep.

Couple of months ago when the Scion FR-S broke into Forza Motorsport 4 since August, you said that it was terrifying and then you chose the Korean-made Gen. Coupe instead. What's gotten into you old man?

(audience laughing)

Uh...

Wait, don't tell me. You think the BRZ is too horrid much like the FR-S or 86. Oh hold on! Both the FR-S, 86, and the BRZ are the same thing! They both have boxer engines, they both have rear-wheel drive, they're both coupes, and how come you dislike them.

Look, Hammo. Before you get frustrated on this, let me think of something. When the Scion FR-S showed up in Gran Turismo 5, I am unsure that this is a Gran Turismo-only car but when the FR-S showed up on Forza 4, I got enraged and then...well, honestly, the 86 and the FR-S is NO HARM DONE to me. I am starting to respect the GT86/FR-S like what you said there but with the Subaru BRZ, this is a different story. I mean it's going to be another one of those cars that are "IT'S MORE FUN IN GRAN TURISMO" such as the Insight, or the Countryman, or even Lister, the Jaguar XJR9, or whatever Gran Turismo throws us at it.

(audience laughing)

You mumbling moron, pal. You think the BRZ is going to be another car that you'll going to hate, much like the MINI COUNTRYMAN that you said that this is the car made for those who are sackboys, those who are interested in PS3-only IDOLM@STER 2 costumes, and Whovians.

(Audience laughing)

Anyway, should we do the news then?

Right, the news and for this nerdy conundrum, Namco Bandai unveiled the 12th and final DLC Catalog for THE IDOLM@STER 2 for the PS3.

Okay, what's it for this final DLC Catalog for THE IDOLM@STER 2? Do they got some costumes from the XBOX 360 version?

Yes.

(oooohhh)

But just one.

(awwww)

It was the Exercise Wear NEO costume that resembles a P.E. uniform. It's the one we saw from THE IDOLM@STER G4U Volume 7 a couple of months ago.

Just one? Don't tell me. Namco Bandai added some PS3-exclusive costumes...

(audience laughing)

Sorry to disappointing Jezza but they did. New-to-PS3 DLC costumes are...

1) Marine Check Statice


2) Twinkle Spangles


3) Astral Messenger


...plus, there are accessories on this final DLC Catalog as NBGI prepares to unleash THE IDOLM@STER Shiny Festa this October.



That made me disappointed. I can see why those DLC costumes made for the PS3 version of THE IDOLM@STER 2 are different and I am very disappointed about those differences. Don't care why...

(audience laughing)

So, what's next?

Oh I know! DROP THE TARDIS TO THE SUBARU BRZ and who knows? It's like Top Gear dropped a dumpster to the Maserati Biturbo! Who knows? It got what it deserved!

(audience laughing)

(cheers and applause)

Oh dear. You did it again. Another rant for that. (laughing)

Or why don't I'll drop the Subaru BRZ to the TARDIS! Both the BRZ and the TARDIS are wrecked!

(audience laughing)

What's the matter? Doctor Who got you're tongue? Oh wait! Is it because of that PS3 game you've played, that's what's in your head...

Before thinking of that, I also forgot that NBGi did add a DLC song exclusive to the PS3 version of THE IDOLM@STER 2. It's titled ふるふるフューチャー☆ but anyway, move on...

That song, ふるふるフューチャー☆, and that Subaru BRZ, or the Mini Countryman, or the Honda Insight, it's like....um...this is what I think of it...

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

(audience laughing)

IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION LIKE DAVID TENNANT, HUH? (laughing)

Afterwards okay, this is what I think of it...

"Every minute I'm listening out for that stupid TARDIS sound." - Amy Pond, Doctor Who

(audience laughing)

What could possibly go wrong?

Wanna know why? Simple! (imitates TARDIS engine whooshing sound)

(audience laughing)

(cheers and applause)

Enough! Okay! Enough! I had enough of that stupid TARDIS sound for that metaphor you came up! Can we move on?

Anyway, before moving on, let's just say that BBC Worldwide announced that Doctor Who Series 7 Part One is coming to DVD and Blu-Ray this late 2012 and aside from the five episodes offered, there is a Pond Life featurette, behind the scenes, and a footage of Matt Smith, Arthur Darvill, and Karen Gillan at the San Diego Comic Con.

Doctor Who Series 7
Part 1 DVD

Doctor Who Series 7
Part 1 Blu-Ray

In America, this is available for pre-order at http://www.bbcamericashop.com/dvd/doctor-who-series-7-part-1-16855.html

Okay, Lamborghini, for the Paris Motor Show, they've unveiled an updated version of the baby Lambo, the Gallardo LP560-4 and hey, this can't get any insane than this...

2013 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4


No way! That looks better than the Reventon-styled LP560-4 thingy.

But wait, there's more! They've also featured a special model called the LP570-4 Edizione Technica.

Lamborghini Gallardo LP570-4 Edizione Technica

Cool! Like the Superleggera, only sinister in Red and Black! Ohhh la la! (wolf whistle)

(audience laughing)

I kinda admit that with that black and red coloring on that Edizione Technica, it really looks like the track-only Sesto Elemento. That really is a genuine devil even though Lamborghini is currently under Audi's hands. As before, Audi did the boring engine stuff while Lamborghini gone insane with the styling. Perhaps what Lambo didn't do is put some space thrusters, machine guns and anything cool to make Lambos crazy.

But all Lamborghinis are crazy party crashers. Don't forget that.

Anyway, Bentley, another carmaker owned by Volkswagen, rethinks their Continental GT as a racing machine, marking the return to their motorsport racing. Here it is look, it's the Continental GT3 Concept and this study shapes Bentley's return to motorsports...

Bentley Continental GT3 Concept


Also, VW plans to rethink what would their 2014 Golf GTi will look like by showcasing a prototype version of the 2014 Golf GTi at this year's Paris Motor Show. Here it is look...

2012 Volkswagen GTi concept


For mine, it was Porsche trying to rethink the Panamera by making a Sport Turismo version that some say, it will take on the CLS Shooting Brake in the future but it's a concept.

Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo concept


Pbbt....just could the Panamera couldn't get ugly...

(audience laughing)

Anyway, later on in the public day of the 2012 Paris Motor Show, we'll featuring what will the cars be featured on this show and if you're there, Number One rule....NO TAKING PICTURES OF GIRLS. Okay? They're nothing but a waste of money from the organizers, putting up girls on car shows. That's not good. Consider the Euro debt crisis.

(audience laughing)

So, what do we do?

Well, with all that time wasted, could we finish this up?

Ahem, we're too short for that. Can you please ask more?

Okay. Sorry for that. Anyway, is your tissue boxes ready for the Ponds' end on the fall season finale of Doctor Who?

(audience murmuring)

Right. Although, I do got so many tissue boxes rationed just before the moment we say goodbye to Amy and Rory.

Ahem, we only got few tissue boxes...

(audience laughing)

Never mind about that. Next time, I should be working on my farewell stuff for Amy and Rory. Little known fact that if it weren't for them, our life would be boring.

Ahem, Real life or Doctor life. Your choice...

(audience laughing)

Should we make a farewell letter to the PONDS?

Yeah, but which PONDS? We might confuse it over your sister's facial wash that is POND'S...

(audience laughing)

Amy and Rory. We are going to say goodbye with a bang.

Really?

Yeah, let's think of something...and on that bombshell, that is the news... Gosh, what GIF overload...Anyway, and we'll leave you with this...Car Town highlighted a genius template designer known by the name of RidesXGee (https://www.facebook.com/RidesXGee). So, if you want a really really good template on your car from Car Town, RidesXGee got your back. This CarTown template genius has spent lifetime creating the most ideal Car Town templates your cars would love. Feel free to stop by okay?

Right, and also leaving is a little something we got from a store that sells anime figures. Surely, it's our pick. It's Nako Oshimizu from Hanasaku Iroha as part of the BEACH QUEENS range. Have a look around with Nakochi...

Nako Oshimizu

Nako Oshimizu

Nako Oshimizu

Nako Oshimizu

Nako Oshimizu

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