Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Let's Do The News! (September 18, 2012)

Wait? What do you mean THE POWER OF THREE? Don't think we've been invaded by a bunch of small black cubes counting down from five to zero?

Yes. Power of three. The K3 is a fine midsize sedan and I think it looks better than any other midsize sedans worldwide.

Ahem...you know it does look like a copycat of the Renault Samsung SM3, I mean look at these...

2013 Kia K3

2013 Renault Samsung SM3

They really looked exactly the same! From the front and back, they really really looked similar you fat boring middle-aged man!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Manners, hamster! Manners!

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(audience laughing)

Uh...oh all right. I have to watch my manners, but still this Kia K3 is a rubbish idea from the Koreans, don't forget that.

(audience laughing)

Hmph...

Right, the news and that really bothers me every time during the Doctor Who opening sequence. It seems that in Season 7, the Doctor Who logo's texture is changing and it seems that it varies by episodes.

Take a look at this...


That's the Doctor Who logo when Series 7 began and look at those circular stuff all over the logo, reflecting to the Asylum of the Daleks episode...


...and this is the Doctor Who logo when Dinosaurs on a Spaceship began and you can see, the logo's all smothered in a bit more dinosaur-ish texture, reflecting to that episode.

(ooohhh)

Oh...I see that beginning Season 7, the logo's covered in different texture, reflecting on the episode...

Last week, the Doctor Who logo became like this...


..it's a bit more wooden texture with some bullet shots on it, reflecting to last week's episode called A TOWN CALLED MERCY.

Whoa!

It seems that the texture of the Doctor Who logo changes everytime per episode.

So...what texture's going to be on THE POWER OF THREE? Do you think the logo's all smothered in black, reflecting to the black cubes falling down in the sky?

Uh...that I don't really really know...

(audience laughing)

We'll find that out on BBC One this Saturday, shall we?

Yeah, we'll find that out on BBC One, BBC One HD, BBC America, Space, and ABC Australia....oh and speaking of the bullet hole, I find that the bullet hole on the stetson during that last week's episode, does it sound familiar to you? Let's recall that scene...

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The Doctor: Ah, well, he wasn't a very good shot then.

Isaac: He was aiming for the hat

The Doctor: He shoots people's hats?

Amy: I think it was a warning shot.

The Doctor: Ha? No. Yes. I see. Hmmm.

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HE SHOOTS PEOPLE'S HATS?!

(audience laughing)

Don't you think it was someone who shot the fez from the Season 5 finale and a stetson on the Season 6 opener?


(audience laughing)

Never mind, but here's a top tip: If your friend says that you have a nice hat, don't say that your hat you're wearing, like a fez or a stetson, is cool, otherwise, someone's going to shoot your hat unexpectedly...

(audience laughing)

Yeah, watch out for that. He he he...

Okay, let's leave the stetson behind us and moving on because...Anyone remembered a Korean drama titled Dae Jang Geum (Jewel in the Palace)? I'm sure most people saw that Korean drama years ago. Anyway, we just picked up that Manwha Broadcasting Corporation, the station behind Dae Jang Geum, is making a sequel to that drama next year.

(ooohh)


Really? They're making a sequel of Jewel in the Palace? Wow! I was amazed to hear that. I wonder what could this be...

Uh, Capt. Slow, I'm afraid you have to wait till next year to find that out what it is...

(audience laughing)

Anyway, China, I'm sure everyone around the world might have heard about Japan buying some parts of the Senkaku Islands and then most Chinese sparked fury and enraged to start anti-Japan protests. I think that the Senkaku Islands dispute is somewhat China vs. Japan, much like us, Philippines vs. China over Scarborough Shoal.

So, the case about Japan vs. China over an island is much more similar to us? Hmmm...can't believe the Philippines and Japan do have in common, they're fighting against China for control over the island. Sure, the Chinese are protesting against Japan because of the Senkaku Islands dispute. But what's the next step for the protestants in China? Boycott Japanese goods?

I believe yes. But would the Japanese boycott the Chinese? Oh wait! No Chinese products sold in Japan!

Ahem...Made in China stuff...

(audience laughing)

Anyway, while leaving on the subject of Japan vs. China over Senkaku Islands, do you have something to share about? How about you hamster?

Me? I went to California's Great America, which is a theme park in San Francisco, California. Yesterday, ABS-CBN stormed through the Great America theme park for this year's ONE KAPAMILYA GO. On that venue, the stars of the critically-acclaimed TV drama, WALANG HANGGAN, were there ranging from the good guys such as Coco Martin, Julia Montes, Richard Gomez, and Dawn Zulueta and the bad guys such as Paulo Avelino, Melissa Ricks, and Joem Bascon. Those fans were really thrilled to see their favorite Walang Hanggan stars invaded California's Great America for some...well you know fun. Also on that venue, Slater Young was there and also comedian Pokwang (who was Lady G from TODA MAX) as well. They even had auditions for an upcoming reality show titled The Voice of the Philippines, which is a Pinoy version of the worldwide talent show titled The Voice.

Were you there?

Uh...no...

(audience laughing)

The auditions, no but on the main event with the Walang Hanggan stars, yes.

Oh. I see...

And that's my story...

Thank you hamster, for your interesting story at California's Great America. Anyway...

HEY! GREAT NEWS!!!!

(audience laughing)

WHAT?

DACIA LAUNCHED THE NEW VERSION OF THE LOGAN AND SANDERO!!!

2013 Dacia Logan 2

2013 Dacia Sandero 2



EXCELLENT!

(audience laughing)

(applause)

Anyway, last week, we heard that The President of the Philippines signed the Cybercrime Prevention Act as a law and it seems that this law has devastating results. Although this Cybercrime Prevention Act is served to fight against different kinds of cybercrime, especially piracy, but that worried me about limiting the expression of free speech.

Huh?

Yeah. Oh, and there's the worse part of it. This law is made to up against libel or infamy. With this, politicians can easily file charges against ‘hostile and combative’ critics and witnesses by claiming that virtual protesters have threatened their life and property, according to Kabataan Rep. Raymond Palatino.


Yeah, that seems to be scary.

Uh-huh. Who knows? They're going to take us down if they see the error of our ways...

(audience laughing)

...and on that bombshell, that's the news.

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