Friday, August 17, 2012

Let's Do The News! (August 17, 2012)

Oh, timey-wimey? Isn't that the word that the previous Tenth Doctor, David Tennant, said?

Yes. Timey-wimey, it's a Whovian word but actually I really hate the Sauber Mercedes C9 Race Car when I heard that this was on Forza 4. I mean, what's going on? Turn 10 tries rob some cars that are highly sacred to the Gran Turismo franchise. We now have the 787B, RUF CTR2, Scion FR-S, and this one. I mean, what's next? Stealing other Gran Turismo-famed cars such as the Xsara, Hommell, Nissan R92CP, Ford Mark IV, XJ13, XJR9, Chaparral Cars, Pescarolo, Tommykaira ZZ, the old RUF RGT, 3400S, Honda Insight, the Audi R8 (take note, the Le Mans Prototype one), classic Isuzu cars, classic Mitsubishis, rally raid cars, Panoz Esperante GTR1, the Toyota 7 Race Car, GT-R LM Road Going Car, Minolta Toyota, Lister Storm, and even forgotten ones like the Venturi Atlantique or the Vector M12?

(audience laughing)

Sure, Forza Motorsport has less cars than Gran Turismo but their cars are better than theirs because they've only focused on the best models rather than cars with several trim levels. Compare that to those costumes we saw on THE IDOLM@STER 2. We thought that they're going to be the same but they're different. The XBOX 360 version of THE IDOLM@STER 2 has better costume and accessories lineup than the ones we saw on the PS3 version, I mean costumes like the Stratos Butterfly, Burning Performer, White School Swimsuit, Cutie Insect, Rainy Suzuran, Dressy Alice, Random Color Beauty, and Digital Spacecraft, these are the DLC costumes that you can't find it on the XBOX 360 version. Guess what? These are the costumes only fit for idiots living the life outside the TARDIS.

(audience laughing)

Life outside the TARDIS? What does it has to do?! (laughing)

You know why...Inside the TARDIS, there's a Playstation3 on it! Ha ha ha!

(audience laughing)

Now, a few days ago, we heard about the tobacco executive assaulted the MMDA traffic enforcer. Yes, it was Robert 'Blair' Carabuena, a recruitment officer at Philip Morris Fortune Tobacco, who assaulted Saturnino Fabros, the MMDA traffic enforcer. Now, for justice served, Robert Blair Carabuena was suspended from his work and his driver's license has been revoked. But the investigation is pending so it should be taking a while.

Scoop: http://manilastandardtoday.com/2012/08/17/philip-morris-suspends-employee-in-viral-video/

Justice is served but hey, at least Mang Sonny's relieved about that moment. In your face, Robert Blair Carabuena! Ha ha! Take that! That's what you get for assaulting a traffic enforcer online!

Anyway, the 4th Philippine International Motor Show (PIMS) has been kicked off yesterday and runs until Sunday. There are lots of new cars previewed, launched, and you know what. This is going to be the best motor show yet because 2012 is the most innovative year ever.

That's right. And oh, this is a motor show, can I have just one simple suggestion, one simple suggestion for the good of a certain motor show visitor. NO GIRLS please. Please don't take pictures of girls posing next to the car. Take pictures only of cars and your friends or family as necessary. That's right. Don't take pictures of girls posing next to cars. That's annoying, we don't want that to happened.

(audience laughing)

So, you were saying is that while they were at the 2012 PIMS at the World Trade Center, you said to those who are visiting that they should better not take pictures of girls posing at the cars. Only cars, their friends, or families. That's it. Don't take pics of girls on the motor show. We're begging you.

Okay, and oh! We've picked up some news that Ukrainian commission wants to ban ‘gay’ SpongeBob and Teletubbie ‘losers’....what?

(audience laughing)

....what the hell are they talking about? There's nothing bad about SpongeBob and the Teletubbies. They're just kids' shows. Why would commission wants to ban them?

Scoop: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ukrainian-commission-wants-ban-gay-spongebob-teletubbie-losers-204737552.html

Who cares? Some say that SpongeBob SquarePants' gay and Teletubbies are "Deliberately aims to create subnormal (men), who spend all day in front of the television with their mouths open swallowing all types of information," and promotes the "psychology of losers.". Also weird we heard that South Park is nothing more of a reincarnation propaganda, and Japanese anime are a clear example of sexist propaganda...?!

(audience laughing)

I really don't get it why...This is as weirder as we've ever expected to be...Anyway, let's leave this crud behind us and moving on because...

Because what?

We heard the news that actor John Barrowman, who was Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and its rated-SPG spinoff, Torchwood, is going to take part of the CW's new show titled Arrow.

(applause)

Scoop: http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/08/john-barrowman-joins-the-cast-of-the-cws-arrow/

Yes, there's another chance for our favorite Captain Jack Harkness. Now anyway, about the new action drama titled Arrow, that was loosely based on DC Comics’ Green Arrow, which centers on billionaire playboy Oliver Green, who, after spending five years shipwrecked on an island, returns home and assumes a secret vigilante identity to make amends and fight the ills of society. Some say, the actor who was Captain Jack on Doctor Who will be playing as a “well-dressed man who is as mysterious as he is wealthy … he is an acquaintance of the Queen family and a prominent figure in Starling City.”

Oh...well, that's fine for celebrities who have lives outside the TARDIS. Speaking of which, there's been a hype going around the US Special Screening of the Series 7 opener of Doctor Who, titled Asylum of the Daleks. In fact, the hype is as high as the galaxy, tickets have been officially been sold out! Too bad for those who missed the chance but hey, I'd never realize that American nerds really loved this British sci-fi series. No wonder this show doing so well.

Ah...While I missed the chance of being one of the lucky few to see The Doctor, Amy, and Rory face off against the Daleks, I was surprised by this and speaking of which, let's move on to something a bit shocking...

What's shocking?

Well, it's this BBC Sherlock lead actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, he said...

“THE LAST SERIES OF ‘DOWNTON ABBEY’ WAS F*****G ATROCIOUS”

(ooohh)

Yeah, we never knew this was coming. We never knew Sherlock Holmes disliked Downton Abbey while he's on the BBC/HBO adaptation of Ford Madox Ford’s Parade’s End.

Scoop: http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/08/benedict-cumberbatch-the-last-series-of-downton-abbey-was-fg-atrocious/

Sherlock, how would you do that?!

(audience laughing)

Looks like Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the Sherlock Holmes of the 21st century, is finally showing his true colors. He really hates Downton Abbey. (laughing)

Shall we move on?

Okay, and hey! Let's make it quick because we're running out of time okay? There are some news that we need to mention quick before we finish this edition. First off, 2013 XF and XJ will get 4WD layout only when paired with the new 3.0L V6....

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/08/16/2013-jaguar-xf-and-xj-get-new-powertrains-all-wheel-drive/

...Fisker needs $150 million funding to build the new Atlantic electric sports saloon...

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/08/16/fisker-needs-150-million-to-build-atlantic/

...2013 Dodge Durango recalled for faulty airbag module...

Scoop: http://www.autoblog.com/2012/08/16/2013-dodge-durango-recalled-for-faulty-airbag-module/

...and lastly, SRT Viper GTS gets it's limited edition special under the banner "Launch Edition" featuring the very famous blue and white stripes exterior color that harks back to the original.

2013 SRT Viper GTS Launch Edition
2013 SRT Viper GTS Launch Edition


How quick was that?

Too fast to leave a footprint and on that bombshell, that's the news! If you're reading this Mr. Kaz Yamauchi, please tell us when's the next car pack for GT5 gonna be. We are sure hoping for new ones...

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