Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Let's Do The News (July 11, 2012)

(Sigh) Who was this Papa Chen, Papa Chen, Papa Chen. Seriously, who was that Papa Chen person?

Uh, I would kinda point that out that he's that guy from MY BINONDO GIRL but Papa Chen's back in the new recently aired drama, BE CAREFUL WITH MY HEART, which also stars Jodi Sta. Maria. Richard Yap's the man who did Papa Chen on MY BINONDO GIRL by the way.

You kept mentioning the name PAPA CHEN all day long and some say you mistook that guy for Chowking. Seriously, what's up with that?

I don't know.

You're such a pillock. But anyway Ham, about Dolphy. Any remembrance that you'd remember during his tenure?

What I love about Dolphy is his pure sense of humor that warms the cockles of our hearts. Can't believe that the KING OF COMEDY is gone...forever...

Indeed it is. The KING OF COMEDY is dead, we're afraid but for almost six decades, Dolphy's involvement from TV to movies is what made him great. We should call him THE GREATEST PINOY COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD.

Greatest Pinoy Comedian in the World. No doubt about it because his qualities during is almost six-decade tenure were truly legendary. (Sigh) His kids won't be pleased about this...

So is everyone who came in Dolphy's wake. Most people love to be inspired and most want to be like him. No other people can replace such a man with the best achievements. Anyway, REST IN PIECE Dolphy. We will never forget you and your lifetime achievements.

So, what are going to do now? Oh yes! Let's do the news!

Right and we begin with this. Mazda teases the third generation Mazda Atenza with this clip...



Wait a minute. Is this the Takeri concept.

Looks like it but no. It's NOT the Takeri because it's more than that. We believe that the next generation Mazda Atenza is the fourth model to gain the SKYACTIV TECHNOLOGY and it will be the second model to come with Mazda's KODO design philosophy.

A KODO-fied Atenza, eh? Good...good....It would be even more good-looking as the....CX5 crossover which is undeniably the best Mazda SKYACTIV model ever built thanks to its SKYACTIV-D engine that promises better fuel economy.

Well, not much to tell about now for this next 2013/2014 Mazda Atenza but hey! Let's move on. Scion tC, well another year, another RELEASE SERIES and for the RELEASE SERIES 8.0...

2013 Scion tC RS 8.0

...this special Scion tC for 2012 features an Absolutely Red paint job and sports 18” wheels, a five-piece body kit and spoiler inspired by Troy Sumitomo of Five Axis/Five:AD, and paddle shifters on automatic models to go along with TRD springs and a center mount exhaust.


RED HOT! My eyes can't take it!!

Me too! I can't stand it! I think I'm gonna get myself some sore eyes!

Okay. It's a bit too nasty to give you some serious sore eyes because of its red color. Let's move on. Now as you may heard before that there was some Japanese TV show guested Korean boy group, BIGBANG. Later on, there was this portion highlighting unique superheroes from across the globe. On that list, there was one that was included and you may wanna guess who's been featured on some Japanese TV show?

(audience murmuring)

Indeed it's DARNA! DARNA's got featured at some Japanese TV show that guested BIGBANG!

Wha...what?

We never thought to see that thing coming but a Philippine superhero just got featured at some Japanese variety show! Wouldn't you believe it?

I can't believe it....No way....

And you would guess what I heard that Dyesebel TV drama, that starred Marian Rivera years ago, is going to air in Malaysia via Tonton TV...not sure but my gosh...

You would probably remember that our old favorite TV drama Mara Clara (not the one with Judy and Gladys on it, the one with Kathryn and Julia on it) was currently on air in Malaysia via TV3 but seriously. A Philippine TV drama...that doesn't work in ASEAN countries,

Surely right. Philippine TV dramas aired on foreign channels never really work. It's like making a good Philippine TV drama and then editing it so it can be shown in foreign channels. We're getting a bit blurred, right?

Yeah. We're getting blurred...But hey, enough about this and back to some more digging from the ANGLOPHENIA blog for more how to cosplay Doctor Who characters and this time, we found something that...um....

What is it?

This time, it's about...Rory Williams. Rory, who is Amy Pond's love interest and...husband. Anyway, here's how to be like him...

1: Hair – ah that lovely light brown moptop crop. Anything messier than a side-parted short-back-and-sides is fine.

2: Jacket – sleeveless dark blue gilet, not hooded. For the man of action who worries about getting a chill on his kidneys.

3: Shirt – red plaid lumberjack number. You could also go for the crimson Vampires In Venice sweater, if you want to stand out from the other Rorys. It’s the gilet that does most of the work.

4: Jeans – Straight leg, stonewashed. Nothing too fashiony.

5: Shoes – Tan suede desert boots.

6: Accessories – A wristwatch with a dark leather strap, and a hand which comes apart to reveal a gun (although this one might be tricky. There again, the rest of the outfit is so straightforward you might as well set yourself a bit of a challenge. I mean this is for Comic-Con, right? There are going to be LOADS of people dressed as Rory, and some of them will be rocking the full Roman outfit, or the soldier number with the black eyepatch. The very least you can do is cut off some of your fingers and insert a gun into the open wound, then somehow find a way to staunch the bleeding so it looks like your hand is made of plasti…oh wait, make a fake hand! Out of actual plastic! Yes, definitely do that!).


But we only like Rory when he's a LONE CENTURION. Get it? The plastic centurion stuff because he's cool when he's on that centurion look.

We know, Rory in the LONE CENTURION look is seriously cool but hey! We're almost there!

What?

Tomorrow, ANGLOPHENIA will explain on HOW TO DRESS LIKE AMY POND! We weren't kidding, BBC America's ANGLOPHENIA do mean it because tomorrow, they will explain on how to cosplay as Amy Pond and this would be best if you...bring someone who dress like Amy Pond to take a picture next to a very hot car. Get it?

Oh, I get it now. You want someone who dressed like Amy Pond to take a picture next to a sportscar like Lambos, McLarens, Paganis, Jags, Nobles, Koeniggseggigseigigisseigigisigiis.....HEY! What are you thinking? You're going to expect someone who dressed as Amy Pond to take pictures next to supercars and what was that? This is somewhat like....

...ANG REPORTER NA KALADKAREN...

Kaladkaren....Karen! Yes! But nope, we're not referring to Karen Leslie Dematera from Banana Split. But still, you'll making someone who dressed as Amy Pond as your very own...um...who was that mascot from Ridge Racer?

Reiko Nagase.

Reiko Nagase! Right! You're just imagining things because you're looking at an ultimate petrolhead dream. Have someone to look like Amy Pond from Doctor Who posing next to a supercar but where do you want to take a picture at?

The Top Gear Test Track!

WHAT?!

(laughing)

Anyway, enough about that and hey now, Chumbawamba, the group behind the popular Tubthumping with lyrics that said "get knocked down and up again". It appears that the group has been break up now. That is sad but hey, this is somewhat ironic that Chumbawamba was knocked down forever and never to be up again.


But I like that Tubthumping song. It's more like a good song if you're a boxer.

That's right and hey now, 4th Philippine International Motor Show is coming this August 16 to 19 at the World Trade Center, Manila and there will be new cars coming on that venue. We don't know what are the new cars to be featured but this would be the biggest this year.


I really want to visit there...

Yeah and just for a reminder for those who are visiting, remember, NO GIRLS! Please don't take pictures of girls modeling next to the cars. As I told you, girls are nothing more than an expensive waste of money for the car show. Do please, we don't need to see idiots taking pictures of girls posing next to the new cars because as suspect...we don't expect to have a massive search overload.

Yeah, do please picture only your friends and the cars. NOT GIRLS POSING NEXT TO THE CARS. Thank you.

That's the news!

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