Friday, June 22, 2012

Let's Do The News! (June 22, 2012)

(Audience applause)

Oh that was too close! That was really close for Oklahoma City Thunder! Can't believe that Miami Heat became the champion!

I should be feeling smug about that.

What?

They have failed to beat my fave but I have to say, both of these times are incredible.

Yeah Captain Slow, they're really incredible. Both Oklahoma City and Miami are like two sides of the square. They're highly incredible I should say. Oklahoma City Thunder may be incredible but Miami Heat's BURNING UP for the win. It's like Fire beats Electricity.

Uh-huh, but we couldn't just forget about this moment so to all of Miami Heat, Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and coach Erik Spoelstra, can we just say CONGRATULATIONS for winning the NBA FINALS after 5 games and 4-1 against Oklahoma City Thunder.

CONGRATULATIONS, MIAMI HEAT!!!


YEAH! CONGRATULATIONS MIAMI HEAT! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! As for coach Spoelstra, who turns out to be a big fan of Manny Pacquiao, can we just say that you really get what you deserved. You are now the BEST HEAD COACH of this season!


(audience applause)

That reminds me the time when the big boys of Miami Heat planned for something if they win the Finals. It's like "Hey! If we win, let's sing WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS on Kevin Durant's face!"

(audience laughing)

Well, they did! And they're going to humiliate Kevin Durant! How lucky was that for the head honchos of Miami Heat? They'll going to celebrate Oklahoma City's humiliation at the basketball court!

Oh and one more thing, imagine that, if Boy Pick Up does a pickup line to Lebron James, it will be like this...

Boy Pick Up meets Lebron James

(audience laughing)

He's right. Seems that we can smell the champion! CHAMPION!!! Lebron James smell like a CHAMPION...detergent!

(audience laughing)

Or for the better...CHAMPION CIGARETTES!!!

(audience laughing)

Now anyway, enough smug right now. Enough smug about Miami Heat's win and let's move on, but again CONGRATULATIONS TO MIAMI HEAT for winning the championship! Now, sad news okay, you may have heard that one of our classic Doctor Who actresses, whose name is Caroline John, was passed away. Very sad but yes.

Rest in pieces Caroline John. You're still one of our all time Doctor Who greats for being a companion of The Doctor during the time Jon Pertwee was the third incarnation in the 70's.

Yeah, rest in pieces...Let's put this sadness behind us and now this...

2013 SRT Viper

Do you see this? The 2013 SRT Viper?

Yeah. We're almost here...

Almost here...

Right. We're almost here. Tomorrow, we'll be getting this on Forza Motorsport 4 and we'll drive this car round the Top Gear Test Track. If you got it on the game, feel free by twitting this experience with this hashtag #firstSRTViper because we want this one to be TRENDING TOPIC WORLDWIDE.

I should point out that this hashtag is going to be something else because at the Barrett-Jackson auction tomorrow, SRT Viper #1 that came out from the production line will be auctioned off and proceeds will go to the Austin Hatcher Foundation for Pediatric Cancer.


Yeah right. But still we want the hashtag #firstSRTViper to be trending because...this is the first time we'll be driving the all new 2013 SRT Viper on Forza Motorsport 4 tomorrow. ARE YOU READY?

I'M READY!!!!

(audience laughing)

Good luck with that! Hey now, Scion FR-S, what the American of Toyota 86, in case you want to know how does the FR-S' limited slip differential works, here's a clip:



Uh, something's bug me....As you may know that last year, when the TOYOTA 86 premiered at the Tokyo Motor Show, Gran Turismo 5 did featured it on an update but rest assured, SONY has the rights of the TOYOTA 86 (Scion FR-S) and always will be. Please, SONY HAS THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THE TOYOTA 86/SCION FR-S. Have you seen the NHK World article about the Toyota 86?

Yeah, and there was the part that Toyota will soon be making a feature that records the TOYOTA 86/SCION FR-S' progress on the Playstation, which serves the point. Speaking of which, this is the last time to try out the soon-to-be-on-GT5 Twin Ring Motegi at the GT Academy 2012 because it will be gone this week. As in, GT Academy 2012 is over in 2 days. Better have your last taste of Motegi-ness.

That's right. Uh...it is weird that why did Twin Ring Motegi is not featured on Gran Turismo 5. You know there is a Gran Turismo Cafe on the Twin Ring Motegi. Feels like that the Japanese race track has been betrayed by a Japanese racing video game, which is somewhat ironic.

There was a Gran Turismo Cafe at Twin Ring Motegi? Oh....


Gosh, they should be really featuring the Twin Ring Motegi on GT5 soon and also new cars. What I'm really wish to see were those SKYACTIV TECHNOLOGY models from Mazda or even the Ferrari FF or the new Swift Sport or the Vitz RS or something else...It would be like...Dressy Alice...

(audience laughing)

...Rainy Suzuran...Random Color Beauty...Digital Spacecraft....

(audience laughing)

....March’s Usagi Ears...Wonderland Key....Fairytale Flower Breath....

(audience laughing)

...Colorful Caterpillar...Fairy’s Pointed Ears...Fairy’s Charming Wings...Fairy’s Magical Wand....and Fairy’s Magical Shoes...

(audience laughing)

Hate to say this James but you're mentioning something from a DLC of the Playstation3 version of THE IDOLM@STER 2 (laughing)

Yeah, those things are the things you can't put some vinyls on it...

Did I said something?

(audience laughing)

As a man who wants something we really don't prefer something more of a DRESSY ALICE, RAINY SUZURAN, DIGITAL SPACECRAFT, and RANDOM COLOR BEAUTY. It's like....driving a MINI COOPER S COUNTRYMAN on the streets of Tokyo, which is rather a car you want to make an IM@S itasha of...

Speaking of which, itasha....can we do some itasha based on British pop culture?

British itasha?

Nah, I'm talking about that. Never will....

(audience laughing)

Anyway, have you seen ROAD&TRACK's comparison between the Cadillac CTS-V and the BMW M5 F10? If not, here;



The verdict is simple; GM Sucks, BMW wins.

(audience laughing)

Oh really?! The BMW M5 F10 stacks out against the Cadillac CTS-V?

Indeed it is as observed on that clip! AND THAT'S THE NEWS!

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