Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Let's Do The News! (May 29, 2012)

You were saying that you've checked around the refrigerator and the pantry and you found out that there's not enough snacks for us, now?

Yes indeed. And just look at it! Look how horrible it is when you see a ref and the cabinet empty handed.

How about the cereal?

We don't have milk!

Oh! You have cereals...

Most cereals we have like Corn Flakes are rubbish!

Why?

No taste! I only prefer cereals like Frosted Flakes, Trix, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Special K.

Oh I see. Speaking of which...what did you do?

I bought something next door such as Nestea, some Ice cream, some diet Coca-Cola, and that's it...To fum the habit.

Oh okay....

Now anyway, I picked up some news that our favorite Boy Pick Up is going to have a movie this June 6, 2012. It's titled BOY PICK UP THE MOVIE.

(ooohhh)

BOY PICK UP?

Indeed. This movie will delve deeper about Bubble Gang's tamed pickupista. It stars none other than Ogie Alcasid as BOY PICK UP, Solenn Heusaff, and Dennis Trillo as Bagwis, who serves as Boy Pick Up's main rival at the movie.

Wait! Bagwis? Main rival of Boy Pick Up? I thought it was Dahon because...um...you know, Dahon likes to throw everything he got but his tactics get foiled by Boy Pick Up.

(audience laughing)

That's different but still Dahon is here in the movie. Antonio Aquitania to you. Also coming are Boy2 Quizon as Push Back, the Moymoy Palaboy duo as Sukli and Bagoong, and of course Sam Pinto as Neneng B. Arriving on the movie were Gwen Zamora, Jackie Rice, Ellen Adarna, Sarah Lahbati, Diego, Eri Neeman, Pepe Smith and Lilia Cuntapay. And that wouldn't complete without Michael V as Mcbits! AYT! AYT! KATAHIMIKAN! KATAHIMIKAN!

(audience laughing)


Oh, I'm so wanna see that film. It's just another one of Bubble Gang faves get the movie treatment. The next big thing since ANG SPOILED.

You know what I like about Boy Pick Up?

What?

Some say...he's explosive...

BAKIT?!

BOOM!!!!

(audience laughing and applause)

That's Boy Pick Up catchphrase! BOOM!

Henyo ka Pick Up!!

(applause continues)

I'm so into that! Now, anyway. Bad news.

What?

You know K-On? It's a mega popular manga turned into anime and last year's movie. Now I picked by some info that the manga's high school edition ends this June 28 while the college edition ends this June 9.


Hold on...High school edition? College edition? What was that?

Remember back in April 2011, moments after the part of the manga where the K-ON movie came from, the K-ON manga spawned two stories; the college edition highlights Mio, Yui, Ritsu, and Tsumugi in their college days while the High School edition highlights Azu-nyan, Ui, Jun, and others moments after the original four were graduated.

Oh, never heard of that....

There you go. Sad to say that both of them are reaching the grand finale.

(Awww)

That was verified at the July 2012 issue of Houbunsha's Manga Time Kirara Carat magazine. Very sad indeed to see K-ON manga coming to a complete end. :-(

Yeah, you know what's more bad news? I saw something that a Lexus IS F and the Lexus IS250C modified by Fox Marketing for the SEMA Show got crushed.

(awwww)

Yep. Both SEMA Show Lexus cars got crushed. Too bad. And we have some footage here, let's see...



I wouldn't realize that both of these Lexus IS models got crushed even those that are modified for display at the SEMA Show. Aw...Off to the junkyard in the sky...Anyway, Aston Martin, they displayed a concept car that it turned out to be the replacement to the DBS at the Lake Como Concorso d'Eleganza.


Aston Martin AM310 concept



Wait a minute. This looks like the Aston Martin Virage but what's it called?

It's a concept car called the AM310. No further details for now but by the looks of it, I think it looks more of a potential thoroughbred. There's no denying that this future Aston is going to be....

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH....

(audience laughing)

What's bothering you?

I don't think I'm going to like this kind of Aston because...this is more of a Virage...S. Kind of...

(laughing)

Anyway, I have someone who has psoriasis, which is a skin condition that causes skin redness and irritation. Now, I picked up some science news that running reduces the risk of psoriasis.

(ooohhh)


Wait...Running reduces chances of psoriasis?!

Beats me, but that's science. That was a study biased by Brigham and Women's Hospital from the USA. Most women who love to do cardio workout reduces the risk of psoriasis.

Hmmm...That's good. I guess I should be running right now so I won't get psoriasis.

(laughing)

Now, anyway, Busou Shinki, Konami's popular customizable toy line, I heard that they will get their very own TV anime on Tokyo Broadcasting System.

(oooohh)


Yep. You guessed it. Busou Shinki anime is coming and those behind it will be quite different from the Moon Angel web anime you saw a couple of months ago.

Busou Shinki....that popular Konami toy line....I heard that they did have two PSP games a couple of years ago you know.

Uh-huh, and they inspired three "CHARACTER SONG AND SPECIAL RADIO RONDO" CDs just so you know...Now anyway, the people will work for this upcoming Busou Shinki TBS anime are;

Director: Yasuhito Kikuchi (Infinite Stratos, Macross Frontier)
Series Script Editor: Masahiro Yokotani (Maria Holic; Steins;Gate, K-ON! scripts)
Character Design: Takahiro Kishida (Madoka Magica, Cheburashka Arere?)
Character Design/Chief Animation Director: Ryouma Ebata (Blue Exorcist; Welcome to THE SPACE SHOW's animation director's assistant)
Animation Production: 8-Bit (Infinite Stratos, Aquarion Evol)

Whoa there! The Busou Shinki anime will have staff from Infinite Stratos? Blimey...

Despite that, this is just another Konami product get an anime. Back in 2010, a Konami PSP game, Okami Kakushi, spawned an anime series. I never saw it but it's terrifying. That's it. Very terrifying.

(laughing)

You'd never forget that there was another Konami-related stuff spawned into anime. It was SENGOKU COLLECTION.

Check out the official site: http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/anime/sencolle/

You know, just by looking at some Konami-related stuff turned into a TV anime, it's got some commanding presence. The presence of a SOLID SNAKE...

(laughing)

Yeah yeah...Blah blah blah blah....

And that's the news. Now, Honda Fit...it's now on its 2013 Model Year and this time, it has additional models for the Honda Fit...

2013 Honda Fit lineup

The Fit Hybrid variant now gets the RS variant. Yep, that's right. HONDA FIT HYBRID RS. The sportiest evil twin of the Honda Fit Hybrid. It has the 1.5L VTEC engine with IMA and it's available with either a CVT or the hairy-chested 6MT. This HONDA FIT HYBRID RS has a feature too similar from the Honda CR-Z. Switch it to ECON mode and the ring goes green. Switch it to normal and the ring goes blue. Put it in SPORT and the ring goes RED!!! I like it. It's another hybrid Honda mated with a 6-speed manual transmission.

For the ladies, there's a Fit that is suitable for the typical Japanese woman. It's called the She's variant, available in 1.3L and 1.3L Hybrid models. What you expect on the Honda Fit She's are everything too girly. From its pinkish color, pink car key, pink stitching, and everything too feminine. Something only a 20-year-old Japanese girl with a driver's license would want.

2013 Honda Fit Hybrid RS

2013 Honda Fit She's



And attention those who played THE IDOLM@STER 2 on the Playstation3. Coming this June 1, IM@S2 PS3 DLC Catalog 08...the one with...oh dear. This is exclusive to the PS3 version. It's the one with...ドレッシーアリス (costs 1500 Yen), レイニースズラン (costs 750 Yen), ランダムカラービューティ (costs 750 Yen), and デジタルスペースクラフト (costs 750 Yen). It seems new. A new song titled オーバーマスター will cost you 1800 Yen. It takes a flappy-paddle head to spend those. What are those? This looks new.


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