Monday, October 17, 2011

Wow Mali pranks - October 16, 2011

Warehouse of WOW

Whoa! Looks like Joey De Leon and Enchong Go (CV: Wanlu) got moved on to a new timeslot and a new day. Sunday is Wow Mali day for now on! It's Wow Mali to the highest level! So, what's on their To-Prank List?

1) Mud Packailan Pa Man - Hey! You said one minute but what's this dermatologist doing?

2) The Doray Alaskadora Song

Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!
Doray Alaskadora
Atrevida, usyusera, etchosera
Doray Alaskadora
Contravida, mahadera, Espanyola

One day, isang araw
mga mukha pinag-tripan
mga mata mga ilong
ang pinaglaruan
kawawang mga pobre
ay hindi makapalag
walang kamalay-malay
na sila'y nilalaglag

Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!

Tindero at tindera
ay hindi nakaligtas
sa kulit ni bulilit
na walang pinalampas
ang sabi ni Doray
ito'y para sa mga bata
yun nga lang ay kawawa
ang mga matatanda


Uno! Dos! One-Two-Tres-Vamos!

Doray Alaskadora
Es Bulilit Es Perhuwisyo Espanyola
Doray Alaskadora
Su Nombre Es
Doray!!!!

3) Atras Abante - Oh, I would be careful with that Hyundai Avante/Elantra if I were you...

Atras Avante!

4) AAAAH! Sarap Patayin - Enjoy it. Choking hazard not intended if you have a reaction to something tasty.

5) Napasubo Kaya Natorotot - We really don't understand what he's saying because he has some kind of torotot on his mouth.

6) STAR CONFUSION - Celebrities Frank Garcia and Rachel Lobangco got CONFUSED in another STAR CONFUSION!

Frank Garcia in a Wow Mali episode!

Rachel Lobangco in a Wow Mali episode!

7) Time of My Life - Parloristas, LET'S DANCE!

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