Friday, July 22, 2011

PALAKA? PLAKA!

Chevrolet Venture in a Banana Split episode


When some guy (Badji Mortiz) parked his Chevrolet Venture somewhere else, some guy (Rasheed) stole the Chevrolet Venture's license plate. The plate is gone and the owner panicked. Who should he turned to? The best men for this job of course! Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Letterman (Jason Francisco) are here for the owner's PLAKA but first, both of them need a PALAKA because the word PALAKA can turn it into PLAKA!

Alpha Bert and Letterman turns PALAKA into PLAKA!

See what I mean?

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ng anak: Inay, totoo ba ang kasabihan na "First Love Never Dies"?
Sagot si nanay: Aba, oo naman. Tingnan mo'ng hinayupak mong ama, buhay pa hanggang ngayon!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):
Cancer - Isang tao ang darating sa buhay mo para maningil. Hindi utang kundi ng buhay mo. Kaya mamamatay ka na. Kundi ka mamamatay ngayon, eh di mali ako!

Tip sa pananamit: Siguraduhin na sarado ang zipper ng pantalon lalo na kung sasabit ka sa jeep.

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