Saturday, July 2, 2011

Doing time with Lokomoko...

Let's see what just happened on the July 1, 2011 episode of TV5's Lokomoko...

- Jailtime gags

- The first kumot made by cavemen according to another BC BISIHAN episode...

The first kumot

- Talentadong Family spurs out some jokes such as:

1) Unano - Miss, bawal sumingit sa pila, sana UNANO.

2) Accounting - Pag kinakausap kita, ACCOUNTING-nan mo!

3) ATM - Yang asawa mo, yung singit, hindi naman naaarawan. Ang ATM-ATM!

4) Prito - Kanina eh nagbukas ako ng senior citizen account, tapos binabayad ako, sabi ko akala ko ba PRITO?

- Lokomoko pokes fun about the fishkill issue starring with the fishes and some fish jokes that can go FISH HOOKS!

Fishes

- Another round of Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?! Check out the lines;

1) Kainis ka, ayaw mo pa akong tigilan hanggat di ako namumula - Traffic light

2) Eh ano kung maitim ang kalooban ko - pusit

3) Hay naku, maglalaway ka sa akin! - rabies

4) Kahit ilagay mo ako sa ref mainit pa rin ako - hotsauce

5) Nandito ako, nakayakap lang lagi sa beywang mo - sinturon

6) You're always right here waiting - waiting shed

7) Bakit ka ganyan, lagi na lang gusto mo kinikiskis ang ulo ko - palito

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