Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Balloons and BOMB-ILYA

A GIANT BALLOON!


When Mang Ben (Jayson Gainza) accidentally knocked off the ice cream the boy (Igi Boy Flores) who is eating at, how can he can repay the minor accident to the boy. Giving him a balloon of course! Mang Ben gets a small white balloon but the boy didn't want so Mang Ben finds something big...much much BIGGER! The boy was happy about the balloon when suddenly, the giant balloon flew alongside with the boy! Uh-oh!

BOMBA + SILYA = BOMBILYA!

With the balloon problem, who needs BOMBILYA?! Just ask Alpha Bert (Jobert) of course! You need a SILYA to do that and also the BOMBA. For the SILYA, remove the S. For the BOMBA, remove the A. Combine BOMB and ILYA and its BOMBILYA! Light bulb at your service!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ng Pasahero: Mamang tsuper, may bayad po ba kapag bata?
Sagot si Driver: Wala po.
Tanong ulit si pasahero: Kapag kandong?
Sagot si driver: Wala din po.
Sabi ni pasahero: OK anak, umupo ka na, kakandong ako.

498 viewers said HAVEY while 6 viewers said WALEY!

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