Saturday, April 30, 2011

More "use in a sentence" jokes and more Whose Line Is It Anyhow!

What just happened on the April 29 episode of Lokomoko U?

- Basketball gags

- Kinds of transportation rushed through the dula-dulaan stage for another Bata Bata Tayo'y Tumula!

- Something else? More jokes from Talentadong Family like;

1) Followed - Inday! Pumunta ka doon sa tindahan! FOLLOWED ka ng 30 pesos!

2) Anyhow and anyone - Aha! Sino ang kumain ng ANYHOW na ANYONE sa mesa!

3) Bohol - Huwag kayong lalapit dahil may BOHOL si Piolo!

4) Michael - Huwag diyan! Huwag diyan! MICHAEL-iti ako diyan!

5) Deposit - The water comes out DEPOSIT!

6) Number Two - Kapag ang pangalan mo ay Alberto, pwede ka rin tawaging NUMBER TWO!

7) Hostess and Schooling - Hello? HOSTESS? Who's SCHOOLING this?

- Another round of Who's Line is it...Anyhow?!

1) You're nothing but a second-rate trying hard, copycat! - Cherrie Gil

2) Hipo ka nang hipo, piga ka ng piga, gusto mo lang palang pumasok - Door knob

3) Wag mo akong bilugin! - Kulangot

4) Wala namang ganyana! Porke one sided ang buhok emo na? - Jose Rizal

5) Wag mo akong silipin, di ako bintana! - Cleavage

6) Bakit kayo nagagalit pag di ako nilalabasan? - Ballpen

7) I'm a beautiful brown butterfly! - Baklang Ipis

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