Friday, October 15, 2010

What's in a noodle? A tip to avoid getting demolished?

Earlier, I watched Banana Split Daily Servings on ABS-CBN. On the segment called "Mga Shorts ni Kuya Keem (Mutanglawin Trivia)", John Prats, as Kuya Keem, explains what is a noodle. With Kuya Keem's tongue got burned because the noodle's hot, Korean inventor wannabe Igor Stojokovic Krystic (Ryan Bang) showed up for his invention, the noodle fan. What's a noodle fan?! What invention is it? Oh yes, it's a powerful invention that makes noodle eating easier. Since this is a noodle fan, you won't reach the noodle because the wind blowing away over the thing where noodles are put. ROFL

To add fun of it, M3: Melai Mo Magwork, wtih Melai Cantiveros, shows up for tips to avoid having your shanty getting demolished by the MMDA:

5) Make a "Nuno sa Punso" house and it will confuse the MMDA officers (Oh, it's a nuno sa punso!)

4) Avoid putting walls, doors, and windows. It's a lot harder to demolish if the floors are remaining! (AHH!)

3) Warn the MMDA officers that this house is haunted! (Hmph!)

2) Bring the ninongs to convince the MMDA officers a ninong knows. (Let's go!)

1) Demolish your own, so you can confuse them!

In truth, buy your own house and lot legally to avoid being demolished. Melai said that.

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