Saturday, July 11, 2015

#BubbleGang - July 10, 2015

On the July 10, 2015 episode of Bubble Gang...

- Face it, the internet knows the truth. The internet really knows the evidences.

- Cellphone load gags

- Istambay, Istambay sa Looban, Tungkol sa Swerte at Kamalasan, Ang Topic ng Kwento ay Kantahan, Tutok na Para Inyong...MALAMAN!

- Soaperman and Batnaman face off against a supervillain!

- IKAW AT ANG INA takes on...disappointed posts!

- More advice giving from Tata Lino!

- This guy gets bullied by everyone!

- Too much to list for the old couple in the hopes of not forgetting it.

- Breaking up is a lot harder to explain to your bae.

- The Adventures of Redford Jr. and Babaless in...Wanted: Helper

Wanted: Helper


- Tsugi o Churva!

Friday, July 10, 2015

Let's Do The News! (July 10, 2015)



- The new Greek proposals on securing a vital third bailout described by the Eurogroup as "thorough" and according to Eurogroup leader Jeroen Dijsselbloem, a "major decision" could now be made at a eurozone finance meeting on Saturday. These new proposals could help ease the Greek debt crisis and prevent Greece from leaving the Eurozone.

- Five airports in Indonesia had been closed, including those in Bali, because of Mount Raung in East Java has been erupted with volcanic ash into the air for nearly a week, disrupting aircraft visibility.

- The Department of National Defense's plans on acquiring a shore-based missile system for the Armed Forces of the Philippines has been part of AFP's modernization program but both sides have agreed not to prioritize it but instead, the Philippine Army realigned its defense budget on buying more equipment for the soldiers.

- Boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao held a prayer session in an Indonesian prison with a Filipina on death row for drug trafficking, named Mary Jane Veloso, who was reprieved last April and allowed officials to ask the Indonesian leader Joko Widodo to give her evidence in an investigation into the network accused of recruiting her.

- Ford Motor Company announced that production of the Focus sedan and hatchback as well as its C-MAX hybrid MPV equivalent in the Michigan Assembly Plant in Wayne, MI, will cease after fiscal year 2018.

- In honor of its 76th year, DZRH, the first radio station in the Philippines, will hold its Makabagoing Bayanihan medical mission on the 11th of July from 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM in key parts of Metro Manila.

- The first look on the upcoming Doctor Who Series 9 is on and expect bigger thrills for the 12th Doctor's return. Time to put on your shades, ladies and gents, because it's explosive in every angle! The 9th series of Doctor Who airs on BBC One this 19th of September.



TTFN!!!

A visit to the new Round 1 Southcenter branch

Now, there's something new opened at the west side of the Westfield South Center and what this is is an amusement center that most longtime visitors been longing for so long now and now, it's here and it's the one they've been waiting for; an amusement corner located in the west side of the Westfield South Center.


This is the South Center branch of Round 1 USA, the US subsidiary of Japan's bowling and amusement chain Round 1, and this is my first time entering this newly opened branch. If you parked near JCPenney or Seafood City, you'll gonna have to walk through the long way to find this branch located at the west side of the Westfield South Center. Since this is newly opened, some improvements have been made to keep the guests happy but first...


The opening times are different to what Westfield South Center's does because this branch opens everyday from 10:00 to 02:00. That's 10:00AM to 2:00 AM if you set it on the 12-hour format. By midnight, they don't allow minors under the age of 20 unless accompanied by a parent or a guardian. That's the rule, but anyway, let's go inside because I am dying to find out what's in store for South Center's Round 1.



This is unlike any other amusement chain I've ever been and there's a huge selection of arcade games in store for the visitors. There are shooting games, rhythm games, they even have prize stands where they can get some prizes, if they're lucky.


In typical Round 1 fashion, there's even a bowling alley for those who love to play bowling with their mates.




There's some karaoke rooms where friends and family can enjoy singing to their favorite songs of their choosing.


I remember thinking back when I'm beating Time Crisis 4, I once said that a mad game maker like Bandai Namco couldn't make games like these anymore but I was wrong because there is such thing as Time Crisis 5 at all. It's the first Time Crisis game that runs on Unreal Engine, same as Tekken 7, and while it retains the same Time Crisis formula, it features the brand new Double Pedal System where you can go left or right to shoot down covering enemies or cover from enemy fire. Welcome everyone to the most exhilarating installment of the Time Crisis series. I really want to play this latest installment but not now. I'll try it later on a later date.


As I ventured through the arcade stands in the new Round 1 South Center branch, I have found the cherry of the cake. It's Taiko no Tatsujin but this is the old Taiko no Tatsujin 14 I've encountered on Round 1. While it maybe as outdated as my iPod Touch, it sounds like it could be a gem.


The reason why it sounds like it could be a gem because this particular Taiko no Tatsujin not only offers a selection of anime theme songs, J-POP hits, and original songs, but also video game songs. What tickles my fancy that this Taiko no Tatsujin game had songs from, you've guessed it, THE IDOLM@STER, but aside from that, it has two Ridge Racer songs, and there's a song heard from ACE COMBAT JOINT ASSAULT called "In The Zone".


Playing Taiko no Tatsujin is so intense! You have to be so super-focused when it comes to playing this game before your hands get tired from all the drum-beating. I guess this is somewhat what life is for my certain buddy behind the sticks. Yes, I had a buddy from Arizona who loves IDOLM@STER, and she really enjoyed playing this game only when the song she chose was IDOLM@STER-related. I'm not on the same level as hers but I am really learning how to play that Taiko no Tatsujin game and play until my arms got tired...or one of my hands got a blister anyway. This is just fantastic.

So, producers of the Northwest, you have finally met your match. Looks like you've finally found a place to enjoy and what no better way to enjoy your P life than playing Taiko no Tatsujin while enjoying the songs from THE IDOLM@STER series. Useful bit of science, though.


I love going back to Round 1 but what I love most about going to Round 1 is playing that damn fantastic Taiko no Tatsujin game or if I had time, I can visit my family to take some time out from their daily lives. I can invite them to some karaoke sessions or bowling sessions but the one thing I don't want from them is using my Club Card's remaining tokens on some UFO catchers containing hard-to-get objects such as plushies.

Opel Karl/Vauxhall Viva

2016 Opel Karl

2016 Vauxhall Viva

The latest city cars in General Motors' European division, the Opel Karl and its British equivalent, the Vauxhall Viva, are more than just serving as a replacement for the old Agila city car but these new city cars will satisfy first-time drivers who got themselves a driver's license in the first place and start finding their first car to work with at very reasonable prices.

Sure, they maybe targeted for European audiences in mind but what makes us as bizarre as the curly haired man who talks about aliens from a certain show is these cars are both built in South Korea and they're based on the next Chevy Spark, which sadly, it won't be coming to the European mainland for good due to Chevrolet's withdrawal from the European market. Perhaps no wonder why GM Europe decided to use the Karl and the Viva as the supplement for the Chevy Spark's European demise much in the same case when their next-generation Astra will supplant where the Chevy Cruze left off. Of course, the next Cruze will not be coming to Europe at all.

2016 Vauxhall Viva interior

2016 Opel Karl interior


So, what's it all about these new city cars made for European first-timers in mind? For starters, the design may not be bad for a city car but it looks as cheap as its introductory price of 9,500 Euros (7,995 Pounds in the UK). On the inside, that's a total contrast to its cheap exterior looks because if you gone for the top-spec models, you get a nifty sat-nav system but whatever you do, don't even bother bringing your CDs because in the Viva, you can't find a CD player. It's just USB and Bluetooth connectivity made to play your digital files and this is just another one of the cruel ways why there are some cars of the future don't bother putting CD players and instead gone for the limp-wristed USB and Bluetooth connectivity because it's more convenient. It's a shocking grim vision that within the next two years, all new cars will not have CD players at all.

Anyway, while we wist away over its audio system that has no meaning of equality over music mediums, the Karl/Viva feels like a normal car for that size and with seating up to five people, it's a great car if you want to have a day out with your mates. The spacing's not so bad but it still needs room for improvement though because being a car made for first-timers, it needs to adapt situations where typical first-timers tend to go through such as garage sales, shopping malls, groceries, and so on.

2016 Opel Karl

2016 Vauxhall Viva

Since this is built to be a city car in the first place, the Opel Karl/Vauxhall Viva has to be like one and it has a one-litre ECOFLEX engine with up to 75HP of power and 99g/km of CO2 emissions mated with a 5-speed gearbox. That doesn't feel as quick by today's standards but it feels so nippy and lively for a small car and when you engage it to CITY MODE, the Karl/Viva feels so easy to handle as carrying a tote bag on your way to school. Although not sporty, it's somewhat a bit fun to drive and very civilized as well. Safety wise, the Karl/Viva has a lot of safety features for a small car like the rear park assist technology, hill-start assist, lane-departure, cruise control, speed limiter, and more. This is a great car to start with if you're new into the driving scene.

So, what's to like about the Karl/Viva? Its price, its mobility, its small car performance, and it's a great car to start with. What's not to like about these cars are its sat-nav system because it doesn't have a CD player, its cheap looks, its small boot that needs refining, and there are some things that needs a little work to keep the Karl/Viva competitive with the rivals.

Photo: General Motors Europe

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Let's Do The News! (July 9, 2015)



- Greece has until the end of Thursday to present new proposals to the European Union to secure a third bailout from creditors and prevent a possible exit from the eurozone.

- According to the United Nations, over four million people escaped from Syria to avoid the conflict in their country.

- Typhoon Chan-Hom (known as Falcon in the Philippines) is moving northwest toward Okinawa, Japan, and as of Thursday night, it was 230km south of Naha, the southwestern prefecture's capital.

- The Japanese Lower House has passed a bill that bans the flight of unmanned drones over key facilities and would regulate the flight of drones as well as manned vehicles such as paragliders and hang-gliders.

- Investigations shown that the capsized M/B Kim Nirvana vessel in Ormoc, Leyte, which killed 62 passengers, was deemed misloaded and not overloaded.

- As moviegoers prepare for the 2016 reboot of the Ghostbusters films featuring an all-female lead cast, the director of the upcoming reboot has featured the new Ecto-1 made for the film.



- Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty gets his own Nendoroid version from Good Smile Company. Available this November for 4,630 Yen (plus tax), MGS fans can take home this protagonist and arm him with weapons. You can even hide him on a cardboard box as well!



- Actor Jao Mapa returns to his showbiz career, saying that he's back in showbiz for good.

- Toto Villareal, the chairman of the MTRCB, reiterates tall order against the executives for the Pinoy Big Brother 737 show to ensure child protection in TV content.

TTFN!!!

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Toyota Pixis Mega

2016 Toyota Pixis Mega

2016 Toyota Pixis Mega interior

This is the latest entry to Toyota's Pixis kei car range, the Pixis Mega, and if that reminds you of any, this is essentially a Toyota version of Daihatsu's tallest kei car offered on the market, the Wake.

Just like the Daihatsu Wake it's based from, the Pixis Mega is a tall kei car built for leisure activity in mind. It offers several options, which fits their lifestyle, in the form of a two-stage adjustable deck board with fixed hooks, utility hook, luggage compartment floor hook, and many others. Because this is the tallest of Toyota's Pixis kei-car range, the Pixis Mega is a lot roomier than any other kei car offered.

Under the bonnet, the Pixis Mega comes with a very fuel-efficient 660cc KF engine, which delivers 25.4km/L of fuel economy. The steering is rack and pinion, has MacPherson struts on the front, torsion beam at the back (for FWD models because 4WD models come with three-link), it still work as a city car and you can have as much fun as you want. For safety purposes, it's loaded with Smart Assist, Vehicle Stability Control, and TRC. In case of what's what, Smart Assist comes with low-speed range collision avoidance support brake function, false start suppression control function, and preceding vehicle start notification function.

Prices start at 1,350,000 to 1,873,800 Yen and it's available at most Toyota dealerships across Japan.

Photo: Toyota Motor Corporation

Let's Do The News! (July 8, 2015)



- Back to the Greek debt crisis, the EU has been given Greece until Thursday to present new proposals to secure a deal with the creditors and has called a full EU summit for Sunday.

- US President Barack Obama held historic talks with Vietnam's Communist Party leader, Nguyen Phu Trong, at the White House. This is the first time the two nations held talks ever since their relationships normalized 20 years ago after the Vietnam War.

- The deadline for the Iran nuclear talks has been extended until Friday after they faild to reach an agreement in their Vienna meeting.

- Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak is facing graft allegations by the judicial authorities after the Wall Street Journal reported that about 700 million dollars had been transferred from the fund to Najib's bank accounts ahead of a general election two years ago.

- Typhoon Falcon has entered the Philippine Area of Responsibility last night and is seen to enhance the "habagat". Luzon will experience monsoon rains which may trigger flash floods and landslides over Mindoro, Palawan, Zambales, and Bataan, while Metro Manila, Ilocos Region, Cordillera, and Western Visayas are expected to experience light to moderate rains and thunderstorms. It is expected to leave the PAR by Thursday night or Friday morning.

- The BAC Mono has been given a power boost for the 2016 model year thanks to its new 2.5L Mountune engine that produces 25 more horsepower than the 2.3L Cosworth engine. The power-to-weight ratio is now 526bhp-per-tonne! Mamma mia!

- Two months after the megafight that defeated Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather Jr. was stripped off his WBO belt he won from Pacquiao when he failed to pay the $200,000 sanction fee required by the organization. This means that the belt is now belonged to Timothy Bradley, who defeated Jessie Vargas last month for the interim championship.

- Prepare for the return of THE iDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS with a new trailer!



- Julia Louise Buencamino, the daughter of Nonie and Shamaine Buencamino and one of the co-stars of ABS-CBN's religious morning TV drama show Oh My G!, commits suicide by hanging from the ceiling by their household help last night. In the show, Julia played the role of Aimee, the bestie of the show's heroine, Sophie Cepeda, played by Janella Salvador.

- A billboard featuring TV presenter and comedian Vice Ganda was taken down in Cebu City for being "sexually suggestive". These billboards were promoting his concert titled "Gandang Ganda Sa Sarili sa Cebu (Eh Di Wow)", held at the Pacific Grand Ballroom of Waterfront Cebu City Hotel this Thursday, July 9th.

TTFN!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Let's Do The News! (July 7, 2015)


- In the aftermath of the NO vote against the EU's austerity measures, Greek PM Alexis Tsipras is expected to unveil new proposals at a Eurozone emergency summit which includes a demand for Greece's debt to be cut by up to 30%. Athens has been urged to make serious proposals as it faces the risk of default on its 213 billion euro debt.

- Ten years ago, there was a series of terrorist attacks on the London Underground; 26 killed at Russel Square on the Piccadilly line, six at Edgware Road, and seven at Aldgate. Today marks the 10th anniversary of the London bombings as a service will take place at St. Paul's Cathedral to remember the 52 people died in attacks led by al-Qaeda-linked suicide bombers. A minute's silence will be held during the service and on London's transport network at 1130 hours, London Time.

- Sakari Momoi, the world's oldest man according to Guinness World Records, has died at the age of 112 due to chronic kidney failure.

- The Kyushu Electric Power Company, the operator of the Sendai nuclear plant, plans to start loading fuel into one of the reactors on Tuesday in preparation of restarting operations.

- The National Food Authority asked consumers to bring a fake rice to the office if they spotted one in exchange of a normal one. Officials said that fake rice uses a same chemical used in plastics and many other products and are harmful to the human digestive and reproductive system.

- Construction of all-gender restrooms in some airports in the Philippines will commence this month as part of the government's recognition to gender awareness development program. What does this mean? It means all males and females will be sharing the same restrooms!

- The Renault Talisman flagship saloon has been unveiled. Served as the replacement for the Laguna and Latitude, the new Talisman uses the same platform as the new Espace and comes with the choice of four-cylinder engines and three diesel engines. Sales commence at the end of 2015.

2016 Renault Talisman

- The IGN Car Pack on Forza Horizon 2 for the XBOX One console has arrived and it features cars like the Nissan Juke NISMO RS, Audi S1, Aston Martin V12 Vantage S, Lotus Evora S, Ferrari 575M, and the Plymouth GTX. Available for $5.

TTFN!!!

F1 2015: British GP

Photo: Getty Images

Despite Silverstone is soaked in wet weather, the race between the best Formula One racers still heating up and in that race, it's the home-grown hero, Lewis Hamilton, who snagged the checkered flag, marking his third victory that matches the records of British legends such as Jim Clark and Nigel Mansell. With Hamilton win the race, Nico Rosberg was placed 2nd and Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel placed 3rd.

Onto the driver's standings; Hamilton is still leading at 194 points while Rosberg's remained in 2nd place at 177 points, and Vettel still in 3rd at 135 points.

The next race is set at Hungary on the 26th of July, 2015.

27th Annual Pacific Northwest Historics

During our Independence Day weekend in Seattle, I went to the Pacific Raceways to attend the annual Pacific Northwest Historics Vintage Races held at Pacific Raceways, Kent, Washington. That event ran from the 3rd to the 5th of July, 2015, and car enthusiasts from all over the Pacific Northwest part of the USA gathered to see the glory days of legendary racing machines revving their legendary engines for some brilliant races that excite the crowd even in this scorching hot weather. This year is very special because this race celebrates the centennial year of Germany's biggest luxury car manufacturer, BMW.


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More photos: https://flic.kr/s/aHskfxyjb7

My video tour:

Monday, July 6, 2015

Let's Do The News! (July 6, 2015)


- Greek PM Alexis Tsipras declared victory in Sunday's referendum that gave his government major public backing for its opposition to the austerity measures proposed by the European Union and other creditors. He said that by opposing the EU's austerity measures, Greece has given his government the strength to negotiate sustainable support measures with the EU.

- Typhoon Egay maintained its strength while moving over Luzon Sea. As of 10:00 PM yesterday, the location of the storm is 125km Southwest of Laoag City in Ilocos Norte. It has maximum sustained winds of 85kph near the center and gustiness of up to 100kph. It is expected to exit the PAR by Thursday morning.

- Pope Francis returns to South America for his tour where he will visit a Bolivian prison, a flood-prone Paraguayan village, and a meeting with grass-roots groups in Bolivia. Crowds will be expected to be large.

- The Maritime Industry Authority was criticized by some groups for alleged negligence in the latest maritime disaster in Ormoc, Leyte, that killed 61 people.

- The Department of Health confirms the second case of MERS in the Philippines and it's a 36-year-old foreigner from the Middle East showed symptoms of the disease and was immediately referred to the DOH.

- Crowds gathered outside Queen Elizabeth II's country residence for the christening of Princess Charlotte, who it was announced will have five godparents.

- The My Little Pony Equestria Girls are back for their third film called Friendship Games. Check out the latest trailer!



- A revised Fiat 500 city car has been unveiled with a revised exterior, new interior, and lots of other changes for Italy's favorite city car.

2016 Fiat 500


- Following malicious posts targeting against housemates Bailey and Kenzo, ABS-CBN shuts down the official livestream of Pinoy Big Brother 737 on cable TV (SkyCable) and online (iWantTV and TFC.tv).

TTFN!!!

USA wins historic rematch against Japan in 2015 Women's World Cup


Four years ago, the Japanese football team won the Women's World Cup against the USA after a penalty kick. Now, in present time, a historical rematch between the two nations has occurred at Vancouver, Canada, for the final round of the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup, only this time, it's the Americans that took the upper hand against Japan's finest female football players at the score of 5-2.

The key to this victory on this historic rematch is because of the USA's unstoppable goals during the first half and thanks to midfielder Carli Lloyd's unpredictable ways of scoring a goal.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

The Cute Wall (Volume Eight)

Now, the moment of truth is time because it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



Now, this is going to be very special for us since July 2015 is the month we'll be celebrating one of the most popular game franchises of all and the one we all publicly love about...

Let me guess...IDOLM@STER?


THE iDOLM@STER


Yes. THE IDOLM@STER and since 2015 marks the 10th anniversary of THE IDOLM@STER, much like everything else in the world that entered the ten-year-olds club...

(audience laughing)

...what I like to do is we'll be doing it in two parts; first up, the 765 PRO ALL-STARS, and on the next part, the CINDERELLA PROJECT.

CINDERELLA PROJECT? Did you mean the 346 Productions' finest from THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS?!

Correct. IM@S CG. But first, let's start with the idols that started the trend.

Hold on, are we focusing on the idols appeared on the anime rather than the game itself?

Yes. And since both IDOLM@STER and IDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls have anime shows, these will be the ones will be focusing at. So, let's start with our all-time favorite!

So, Haruka Amami. We'll start with that ribbon-wearing girl we all love if you may.

If I may, so, there's so many reasons why we all love her, well, apart from her charms that wowed the crowd. She's essentially the face of the franchise since when iM@S started life as an arcade circa 2005.

Face of the franchise?!

Yes. If you're asking any iM@S fan you know, the only gal they can think about when they hear "IDOLM@STER" is her and who can't blame them?

(audience laughing)

And if you watch the anime series, take note: the proper iM@S anime, not the sci-fi robot anime kind of iM@S, what's it called?

Xenoglossia. IDOLM@STER Xenoglossia.

Thank you, anyway, if you watch the proper anime series, we had a chance to know about her.

Speaking of which, have you already watched the IM@S movie last year?

Uh...I don't know but anyway, enough about that, what's to like about her?

Well, what I like about Haruka, apart from her carefree attitude that makes her prone to any mishaps, is her attitude towards her fellow idols. She's the kind of girl you would like to be part of the team because...she's the kind of girl who never lets her colleague giving up when times are tough. I am completely and utterly in love with her.

(audience laughing)

In love with her?! You got to be kidding me!

I kid you not. She's my favorite, she's your favorite, she's everyone's favorite in the world of IDOLM@STER so...where should we put her?

Well...since you're right about her, why not put her to the top spot of the CUTE WALL that is...NAKAKAGIGIL.

Are you sure?

Yes. She deserves the top spot but be warned. Don't position her next to Pikachu. She hates getting electrocuted.

(audience laughing)

You remember the episode from Brainiac when a group of cheerleaders get zapped by electricity?

Uh-huh...

One of those cheerleaders looked a lot like Haruka's.

(audience laughing)

Oh, okay. Next up, Yayoi Takatsuki!

Yayoi Takatsuki. Oh yeah, Yayoi. That little girl who does everything to her family and a very reliable idol in need despite her financial difficulties.

You sure done your homework, huh?

Yes it is. Binge-watched the entire series because it's IDOLM@STER's 10th anniversary after all. Anyway, since I told you anything about Yayoi in a short but simple manner, where should we put her?

Care if you can put her in...let's say, NAKAKAGIGIL?

NAKAKAGIGIL?!

I mean look at her, if you put her next to Oshawott, you can see their similarities when they're happy.

(audience laughing)

But Yayoi isn't as scary-looking as Oshawott's but okay. Let's put her here because of her cuteness equivalent to the sea otter Pokemon. Anyway, who's next?

Takane Shijou.

(audience laughing)

Oh dear. I am certainly not like her.

What's wrong? Oh, wait! I know...She was used to be...

I know, don't ask, but think about her, okay? She looks beautiful but she's as beautiful as a female baddie in a spy movie. Okay, imagine, if I was a special agent in a spy flick and if I had her in a date at a Monte Carlo casino, chances are she would poison me to sleep and I woke up in a baddie's secret lair.

(audience laughing)

I see. Between you and me, she made me pee in my pants when I think about her...

(audience laughing)

Oh dear. So, where should we put her? Oh! Wait! I know! Since we both have bitter experiences about Takane's seduction to anyone who's a fan of her, there's only one place we should put her...SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. Good point. Look! Your favorite, Chihaya Kisaragi!

The idol who devotes everything to music in a stoic manner. There's so much to love about her because it's simple, She has the most fantastic vocals than almost any of the 765 PRO ALL-STARS.

That's right, but sadly, there's a massive flaw about Chihaya's. The number 72.

(audience laughing)

72? Oh yeah...Her annoyingly flat chest size. Anyway, where should we put her?

Thanks to her stoic personality and her wondrous voice you would persevere, there's only one place I'll put her...to the CUTE spot. Sadly, our Haruka pal might feel disappointed why her beloved pal isn't as cute as her's so we'll put her in NAKAKAGIGIL for the good of it.

(audience laughing)

Hibiki Ganaha's next. Thoughts about her?

Uh...uh...Well, I think she looks childish but her smile is as nice as the sun shines on a beach. Think about it, if you would take her on a date, as a producer, what would you say to her?

I might say to her that I might be expressing my feelings in a dignified matter but because I failed her, there's nothing I can do about her.

(audience laughing)

There's also another problem about Hibiki's. Best not to look at her when her mouth's wide open because...she looks like a monster when you see her fang on her mouth. Ahh! She's a hideous monster!

(audience laughing)

So, where should we put her?

I know where should we put her. Try putting her to the NOT CUTE spot. Sorry, Hibiki. You better not show off your fang from your mouth.

(audience laughing)
Next up, Miki Hoshii. Is there something else you would like to talk about her?

About Miki Hoshii, she's the kind of blonde gal you wouldn't want to be part of your group because...she lacks motivation but has endless potential, you know that? Sadly, most of us would get super jealous about what Miki Hoshii can do. And she's also creepy, if you know what I mean?

(audience laughing)

I don't see something's wrong about Miki.

Yes there is because she's blonde, she's envy, we're extremely jealous on what Miki can do, and guess what? We're kidding about these stuff. Miki's a great gal, and she's more than enough to fill you in if things get a little busy. To be safe, let's put her to CUTE, just to keep Miki happy.

(audience laughing)

Oh...

Next up, Yukiho Hagiwara and what I have here is a bashful gal who's scared of males (well, except for the producer) and dogs but she's very exceptional with her talents on stage. She may not be a great singer or dancer but she's full of personality. You would really persevere her.

Yeah. I would definitely persevere her if she's down and if I was her producer, I would certainly be rooting for her. Touching, isn't it?

Yeah, I was going to say that but anyway, let's put her to the CUTE spot because she really feels that way. Who's next?

Oh, look! Iori Minase! It's one of the gals you really like!

Indeed, I really like her because, annoyingly, she's the kind of gal who proves she's always right when it comes to problem solving. She maybe cute but in truth, she's really a rather harsh gal.

Really harsh indeed because having grew up from a family who had their hands full with a conglomerate, Iori's kinda of a very harsh gal who tends to be extremely bossy but generally, she's friendly. She's also civilized. So, where should we put Iori.

This could be very difficult but because she's a rather harsh gal from a very wealthy family, my best decision will be, and not always a pretty one, putting her to the CUTE spot.

(audience laughing)

Next up, Ritsuko Akizuki. She's once an idol, now she's a producer-ish who's in charge of keeping her idols afloat. Between you and me, she has maternal instincts and she's the kind of gal who tends to bring you a nice box of lunch during break times.

Maternal instincts?

Oh yeah.

But she's more of a bossy kind of gal and tends to make sermons. Whenever the heck Ritsuko said, we can't do what she doesn't want. Agh...

(audience laughing)

Bossy?

She looks like a teacher. Look at her glasses. Look at her glasses.

(audience laughing)

Oh, you're right. But for me, there's nothing wrong about Ritsuko. She's a great gal, a very resourceful idol, and a great acting producer to get things right for 765 PRODUCTION. I am decided that I'll put her in the CUTE spot. So, who's next?

Oh no...It's Azusa Miura. Come on, Nobody likes her, right.

I disagree. She's like a proper idol for any producer who has an idea about what they're talking about.

Yeah but she's becoming a cogpiece for gentlemen whose sausages are going to wilt.

(audience laughing)

She's not the best idol, I admit, but she isn't half bad.

Yeah but she's got big chests and a very erotic voice.

(audience laughing)

So...for me, I'll put her in SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE. So sorry, too much SPG for gentlemen with fried bananas.

(audience laughing)

Oh yeah. SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE for Azusa. Sadly, we got another problem facing now.

Ami and Mami!

Yeah, Ami and Mami Futami. The twins with silly faces who tend to play tricks on almost anyone. So, do you have thoughts before these two play their joker cards hidden from their shirts?

(audience laughing)

Uh...Uh...Well...Ahhh....I think...I THINK THEY'RE BOTH CUTE!

(audience murmuring)

Yes. They're both incredibly annoying but they're both very cute in their own ways. Even though Ami and Mami are different from their personalities, they're still essentially tameable and I like them.

I knew it! So, where should we put them?

Since, they're incredibly good at being goofballs, let's put them to the NAKAKAGIGIL spot! Happy now, Futami twins?!

(audience murmuring)

Now it's time for one last 765 PRO idol and it;s...uh-oh...

Oh, I see, the buttkicker of 765 PRODUCTION. Makoto Kikuchi.

Yes. Makoto Kikuchi. She's the buttkicker who would most likely to jump out from the fridge and attack you. She looks like she's going to kill us all, with her idol kung fu.

(audience laughing)

If I see her, most wee and poo will come out from me.

Gets worse, she's most likely to machine gun us from the first place.

(audience laughing)

So, where should we put her, buddy?

Before she kills us, let's put her to the spot where Makoto-kun will never throw us to death with her CQC's. Let's put her to the SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE SPOT! Ha ha!

(audience laughing, then applause)

Well done, chap. Looks like this sweaty buttkicker will never grab us and slam dunk us to the floor because she's SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE and she deserved it. Ha ha!

Time for the recap!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
*Takane Shijou
*Azusa Miura
*Makoto Kikuchi

NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
*Hibiki Ganaha

CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
*Miki Hoshii
*Yukiho Hagiwara
*Iori Minase
*Ritsuko Akizuki

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
*Haruka Amami
*Yayoi Takatsuki
*Chihaya Kisaragi
*Ami Futami
*Mami Futami
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