- "Pinasukan tayo" gags
- How can you explain the bad news in different ways?
- Pick Up lines with Bagoong, Dahon, and Boy Pick Up!
1) Para kang dagat. Kasi kulang ang mundo kung wala ka
2) Siguro wala kang payong no? Kasi nang umulan ang kagandahan, sinalo mo lahat!
3) May super vision ka ba? Kasi you can right through me!
4) Aircon ka ba? Kasi hindi ako makatulog kung hindi ka turn on!
5) Microphone ka ba? Kasi yung ganda mo, parang pagaagawan ng mga lasing!
6) Hindi ako makatulog sa kakaisip ko sa yo! Kasi mahirap magisip ng tulog!
7) Damohan ka ba? Kasi parang ahas, gusto kitang gapanin!
8) Kung hindi mo ako sasagutin, sasagutin kita! Kasi, tanong ka ng tanong ng bakit!
- Bubble Gang does Lucky Me Special by spoofing this commercial as LUCKY VI Special! Go Special for Today! Love it!
- Bubble Gang State of the Nation Address!
- Brod Pete and the gang are back to answer questions on ANG BAGONG DATING DOON!
1) Boy2 asks kung may nasusulat tungkol sa kanta ni Marsha.
A song for Marsha: "Wag John, wag John, may kiliti ako John. Wag John"
2) A tweet from someone asking for some more wrong terms.
a) Buy One Take One - It supposed to be buy one, free one. Take one's a bit rubbish. What if Take Two?
b) Electric Tape - does this tape shock you with electricity?
c) Tumutulo ang bubong - it supposed to be "tumutulo yung ulan" because if "bubong" or "roof", it hurts.
d) Mama said "Late ka na, salubungin mo ang bus". Wrong term because, it's hit and run for the kid running late for school!
3) Dennis Trillo asked if there's something healthy about the sabaw from the balut. It's simple, the balut has some wee from the chick inside of it! There you have it, Ang Bagong Dating Doon told the secret of what's inside the balut!
- This runner's conserving his energy to run at the Olympics!
- This man was released from jail but his memories is getting a bit jagged
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