Saturday, January 14, 2012

"OMC! Oh My Chin!"

What just happened at the January 13, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Waiter gags

- SHAKE, RATTLE, AND FALL! The family struggles through a very powerful quake!

- A man dates with a woman who has several names marked on her body

- When their boss is away, these two start fighting

- Bubble Gang does Ginebra San Miguel OMG!!! (Oh My Gin) TV Commercial by spoofing this as Chinebra San Pigil! OMC! Oh My Chin! Ang bida, naka-Chinebra!

Bubble Gang does Ginebra San Miguel!

- Cheche and Bureche are awaiting the arrival of the Three Kings but it's not what you think...

Cheche, Bureche and the three kings

- Mr. Assimo judges the contestant...

- The Pick-Up Lines are here! Ayt! Ayt! Katahimikan! Katahimikan!

1) Di ko na kailangan ng alak. Dahil kayo pa lang, ang lakas ng tama mo!

2) Kung luha ka, hindi ako iiyak. Kasi ayokong mawala sa akin!

3) Wag kang ganung masamang makatingin. Baka ikulong kita sa puso ko!

4) Sana, ako na lang ang kanang kamay mo. Para pag kumanta ka ng Lupang Hinirang, ako ang nasa puso mo!

5) Kung bampira ako, tusukin man sa dibidb, hindi ako namamatay. Dahil sa yo na ang puso ko.

6) Hopia ka ba? Pagmasdan mo mga ninja, nakatingin sa bathtub, umiiyak.

7) Sana ako ang Sabado at ikaw ang araw ng Linggo. Para ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

8) Jackstone ka ba? KAAAAAKKKKK!!!!

- Box Office Okray 2012! What's the worst 2011 Metro Manila Film Fest Entry?

1) Enteng ng Ina Mo! - This should have been Anting-Anting ng Ina Mo! Rating is two tomatoes.

2) Segunda Mano - This should have been Segunda Mano Po. Rating is two tomatoes.

3) Manila Kingpin - Asiong Salong should have been at Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow. This should have been King ng Ina Mo! Rating is three tomatoes.

4) Panday 2 - This should have been Okay Ka, Panday Ko! Rating is five tomatoes!

5) House Husband - This should have been Host Husband because Ryan Agoncillo is a Eat Bulaga presenter. Rating is six tomatoes.

6) Shake Rattle and Roll XIII - This should have been Shake Rattle and LOL if they made it into comedy! 13 tomatoes for this!

- IyoTube in All By Myself

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