Friday, September 23, 2011

MAY BABAHA...BABAHA NG LUHA!

We interrupt your moment with some breaking news courtesy of Banana Split Laughternoon Delight's ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

Izah Calsado

Is Izah Calsado making ligaw-ligaw with the Philippine president? She said that's not true but if she has the chance, she said "Sorry, di ko siya type eh. Sorry Mr. President, help-off kasi ako. Welcome kang tumakbo, I run every morning." In fact, she has no affinity to politicians, making it a different run.

There's something funnier than that!

...And now, Jane Panda (Melai Cantiveros) is back for some more aerobics! However, there's something funnier than a simple "inhale exhale", in fact, that was funny!

And now on SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK...

The reason why this impostor (Jason Francisco) came here at the wedding is because he wants to kill the mayor (Rasheed Collado), but David (Jayson Gainza) tries to stop the impostor when suddenly, the gun shot at the mayor and upon the mayor's death, the mayor said...he was the impostor's father!

"DAD!!!"

Is his statements true? Find out soon on the shortest "short drama" in the face of television, SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK!

...and now for the weather report with Sunshine Sinag-Araw (Sunshine Garcia):

There will be flood...of tears because a character from SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK will face death. Find out who it is by tuning in on Banana Split every weekdays at 14:45 Philippine Standard Time. 

Sunshine, you're too late saying that, there is a character on SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK who faced death and it's none other than the mayor.

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