Saturday, May 21, 2011

Paint the town "Whose Line Is It...Anyhow?!"

On the 5-20-11 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U;

- Kasambahay gags

- Talentadong Family at the ranch. Here are some jokes;

1) Circulate - Alam mo ba kanina yung poging cowboy, hingi-hingi yung cellphone number ko. Sabi ko "Ano ba CIRCULATE mo naman!"

2) Rancho - Every time I want to go wee-wee, I RANCHO the bathroom!

3) Celebrator - Para hindi tayo mapagod kaysa sa maghagdan tayo, sumakay tayo CELEBRATOR.

4) Economy - Lagi kong naalala si Serafin. ECONOMY-miss kaya niya?

5) Maintain - Mauna na kayo, MAINTAIN pa ako eh.

6) Ornamental - Anong nangyari dun sa sira-ulong cowboy kanina? Nakulong ba ORNAMENTAL hospital?

Also, what Nanay said - her nephew Jojong Bingi understand:

1) Cowboy - Baboy

2) Indian - Pinggan

3) Ibayo - Bayo

- Wing-draw! Wing-draw! Wing-draw! Looking back at the prehistoric comedy in another "B.C. Bisihan", where our prehistoric ancestors made the first toothpick!

First toothpick

Even in prehistoric times, toothpicks can be somewhat painful.

- Another round of Whose Line Is It Anyhow is here! New punishment; wrong answer gets squirted by a water gun filled with paint! Check it out the lines;

1) Bata pa naman ako kahit kulubot na ang balat ko!
Answer: Ampalaya

2) Sipsep ka nang sipsep sa akin tapos didispatsahin mo lang ako!
Answer: Straw

3) Ako ang lagi mong gamit pantalon!
Answer: Paa

4) Gusto ka happy ka!
Answer: Juan Ponce Enrile

5) Ako ang man's best friend!
Answer: G.R.O.

6) Hindi lahat ng baby cute!
Answer: Tyanak

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